Adam Ray

That's right. Surprise, surprise. The 2024 Guest of the Year is Harlan Williams, everybody.

That's right. Surprise, surprise. The 2024 Guest of the Year is Harlan Williams, everybody.

That's right. Surprise, surprise. The 2024 Guest of the Year is Harlan Williams, everybody.

Hi, everybody. So I'm originally from Miami, which I know is the last thing you expect somebody that looks like this to say. Yeah, I've felt it a lot better since I moved to Austin. But, you know, most people that are born and raised in Miami feel like any place is better than Miami, you know, like most places. But then I moved to Baltimore in the middle of the winter.

Hi, everybody. So I'm originally from Miami, which I know is the last thing you expect somebody that looks like this to say. Yeah, I've felt it a lot better since I moved to Austin. But, you know, most people that are born and raised in Miami feel like any place is better than Miami, you know, like most places. But then I moved to Baltimore in the middle of the winter.

Hi, everybody. So I'm originally from Miami, which I know is the last thing you expect somebody that looks like this to say. Yeah, I've felt it a lot better since I moved to Austin. But, you know, most people that are born and raised in Miami feel like any place is better than Miami, you know, like most places. But then I moved to Baltimore in the middle of the winter.

And you know what's not better than Miami? Fucking Baltimore in the middle of the winter. Yeah, like, even the bridge was like, fuck this, I can't take it anymore. Like, let's be honest, Baltimore's just Detroit that got crabs. That's it. And when I moved to town, I only knew one person in town, which was an old ex-girlfriend.

And you know what's not better than Miami? Fucking Baltimore in the middle of the winter. Yeah, like, even the bridge was like, fuck this, I can't take it anymore. Like, let's be honest, Baltimore's just Detroit that got crabs. That's it. And when I moved to town, I only knew one person in town, which was an old ex-girlfriend.

And you know what's not better than Miami? Fucking Baltimore in the middle of the winter. Yeah, like, even the bridge was like, fuck this, I can't take it anymore. Like, let's be honest, Baltimore's just Detroit that got crabs. That's it. And when I moved to town, I only knew one person in town, which was an old ex-girlfriend.

And about a week before I moved there, she goes, listen, I got to tell you something. I've been working as a stripper. And I go, I know. You told me you were a bartender and got a concussion. That shit don't happen. But also, I've been working as an escort. I said, OK, great. She said, but I don't like people calling me an escort or a sex worker. I think of myself as a service provider.

And about a week before I moved there, she goes, listen, I got to tell you something. I've been working as a stripper. And I go, I know. You told me you were a bartender and got a concussion. That shit don't happen. But also, I've been working as an escort. I said, OK, great. She said, but I don't like people calling me an escort or a sex worker. I think of myself as a service provider.

And about a week before I moved there, she goes, listen, I got to tell you something. I've been working as a stripper. And I go, I know. You told me you were a bartender and got a concussion. That shit don't happen. But also, I've been working as an escort. I said, OK, great. She said, but I don't like people calling me an escort or a sex worker. I think of myself as a service provider.

I was like, nah, bitch, AT&T is a service provider. You a hoe. Let's keep it real. All right, thank you. That's been my time. Eric Ray Stone, welcome to the show. Thank you, Tony.

I was like, nah, bitch, AT&T is a service provider. You a hoe. Let's keep it real. All right, thank you. That's been my time. Eric Ray Stone, welcome to the show. Thank you, Tony.

I was like, nah, bitch, AT&T is a service provider. You a hoe. Let's keep it real. All right, thank you. That's been my time. Eric Ray Stone, welcome to the show. Thank you, Tony.

Yeah, I know. Years have not been kind to me, have they?

Yeah, I know. Years have not been kind to me, have they?

Yeah, I know. Years have not been kind to me, have they?

I have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome. What is that? Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, EDS. It means my connective tissue sucks. The only famous person I know that has it has Billie Eilish, but I don't have her teta, so nobody gives a shit.

I have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome. What is that? Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, EDS. It means my connective tissue sucks. The only famous person I know that has it has Billie Eilish, but I don't have her teta, so nobody gives a shit.