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Chapter 1: What can listeners expect from this episode?
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The uncensored live stream of two nights here from Austin, Texas, December 30th and 31st. You can snuggle up in the cold with your loved ones or all by yourself or with a bottle of tequila or whatever you're into in this crazy world.
Chapter 2: What is the significance of the upcoming December event?
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Chapter 3: Who are the guests featured in this episode?
Are you guys ready to start tonight's episode? Every single week, I am two of the funniest people in the world. You know what I love about this month? This is new guest month here on Kill Tony. And these are two brand spanking new ones. One is a comedy veteran who just moved to Texas from beautiful New York City.
The other is one of the most famous streamers in the world who came to visit the show last week. The whole staff fell in love with him. And we decided to have him here. And one week later, ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for tonight's guest. It's Dave. Dave Landau and Sketch. Oh, boy.
Oh, my God. Dave Landau. Sketch. Get over here, Sketch. Sit down, buddy. Dave Landau. Dave Landau. Sketch. Oh, my goodness.
Look at that.
This guy's used to just fucking sitting there, no pants on, whatever's going on in the wild world of streamers. I don't know. I don't ever see any of it, but I guess the kids love it.
Hey, it's a little more formal, but I'm ready to... I came here ready to fuck up. So I guess we're... Nailed it.
How about a hand for Sketch, his first live audience. You guys are it. That's pretty exciting. Dave Landau, a 20-year stand-up comedy veteran. Quite the opposite, quite the mix here we have. Welcome, Dave. Thanks for having me. We're going to have a lot of fun tonight. I'm looking forward to it. Very funny, man. I've seen his stand-up, A New Resident to Texas. Am I correct?
I've been in Dallas for a while.
I've been coming to Austin finally, which is its own state.
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Chapter 4: How do comedians deal with unexpected situations on stage?
I think it was a little bit of both. So UT gives out like they're really generous. Really generous people out there.
To people like you.
Yeah. Yeah. They've told me I'm special in a lot of ways. Yeah. They really have, yeah. Because I'm a woman, so they want you there and stuff.
You ever do anything for extra scholarship money, like wear a burqa or drag a rainbow flag around or protest or anything?
I had to do that stuff in high school. No, I used to do that stuff in high school.
I love it. So you weren't Googling gas because you're pro-Palestine?
No, I actually don't even use Google that often. It was just a joke.
I thought you were going to say I don't even use gas. I thought you had an electric car. You have electric car energies. What kind of car do you have?
Oh, I know. I have like a gas car.
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Chapter 5: What are the experiences shared about childhood and family?
Those are called Mexicans. Yeah.
No, no, this guy, because my dad, he doesn't know Spanish, and he doesn't know English very well, so him communicating with someone who doesn't speak English, this would be really tough. So he likes white labor.
Wow, so the guy sleeps in your dad's backyard?
I don't live with him, but he's always there when I'm there. And sometimes he disappears for a little bit. My dad says every time he pays him, he disappears for three days.
Wow.
Amazing.
That's called a drug addict.
That is incredible. Well, very interesting stuff. Have you ever talked to this guy in your dad's backyard?
No, I gave him cake the other day. He got really happy.
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Chapter 6: What insights do the guests provide about their journey in comedy?
He made him give me a break, and then he hated it, dude. He, like, walked away like... You know, because it's supervised, like, you need to give that a warning. That's bullshit, you know? Right. My dad had to come pick me up. Yeah, dude. They told my shit. I got it down in an hour. He was like, he was trying to tie me up. I was like, bro, I'm going to get it out today. Like, you're not going to.
And I'm broke right now. It was like my last three, four hundred bucks. But, you know, it's just another bump in the road, dude. I've been watching videos and shit lately about, like, how some of these things are going to make you stronger, more resilient. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's all jelly roll, bro. I think jelly roll was one of those videos. That is pretty jelly roll.
Not to be confused with egg roll that wanted to arrest you yesterday. So... Your car got towed and you had to get it out?
Yeah, I got it out. I called because it's Sunday, bro. Dude, he was trying to get me tied up. What does that mean, tied up? Just trying to hinder me. I guess he was just trying to make my life hard, bro. This is like a small Texas town. Yes, sir. Yeah. And I actually do work for a lady that lives in Garden Ridge.
She's probably like the... I mean, she's got a Ferrari in her garage and all this shit. She's a rich-ass lady, but... What do you do for this lady? It does kind of have a little vibe to it, you know?
She's an older lady, but... What do you do with this lady?
Dude, she has me do every... She's like a Martha Stewart type, bro. She has me bring down all her Christmas decorations out of the garage, like from her... Have you been building a fence for some guy?
I think we're figuring this out slowly. Been building fences for diabetic brown people out there? All right, Matt Walker. Well, we met you last week. You already have a joke book. You have a new outlook on life. I was going to give you a spot in a few weeks, but you just fucking did it. Nah, come on. We can still do that one, right? Okay, well, stop signing up.
You're a lucky fuck, so stop signing up, all right? I think the universe wants it, bro. Jelly, you know, jelly roll. Okay, get out of here. There goes Matt Walker. Jesus Christ.
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Chapter 7: What humorous stories were shared during the show?
And I'm not the smoothest with the ladies, but I finally worked up the courage to go and introduce myself. I went up, talked to her, said my name. She said her name back. And then a bee started flying around her head, and she screamed and took off running. Now, if you're just walking your dog across the street enjoying your morning, you can't see a fucking bee.
You just see a white man and a black lady having a conversation, and she takes off running. I don't know. We did finally hook up recently, though, but I let her peg me, but it was only, like, reparations.
All right, Mason Davis. There it is. Okay. Let's talk about it. Is any of that true? Is it a black, really, you have a black beautiful queen neighbor?
I do. That part is true. I didn't let her peg me, though.
Right.
We didn't hook up, I should say. Right. Okay. Okay.
How long you been doing stand-up?
About a year and a half, a year and five months.
All of it here in Austin?
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Chapter 8: How does the show maintain its spontaneity?
I've been going to the gym recently. It's like a new thing for me, like the last two weeks. I've had ADHD, so it's like hard to stick to a routine. And I've only been going for two weeks, and I'm realizing I'm already encountering like an ego problem. Like I'm finding myself shirtless in the mirror listening to Beethoven after a workout.
And I can hear an ego demon gassing me up from the back, and he's saying things like, look at what you have become.
Look at what you have become. They used to make fun of you. You used to wear your t-shirt in the pool with your little Asian nipples poking through. But soon, my child, soon, the moon will encapsulate the sun and the king will take his rightful place upon the throne.
Really?
Yes, my child, yes. There is a God locked away inside of you, and we will set him free.
See, I've just been trying to get healthier and shit.
There you go. A full minute, 16 seconds from Michael Ridley. Hey, what's up, Tony? How are you, dude? What, are you running this thing? I love it.
How are you, buddy? I'm doing good, man. I'm freaking out. What's up, brother? Hey, what's up, bro? It's good to see you, dude.
Good to see you, too. Okay, Michael.
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