Eleazar Guzman
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Podcast Appearances
Hey everybody, my name's Elazer. He tried his best. Yeah, I probably shouldn't have smoked before this. You guys ever smoke and then feel like you're gonna have a heart attack? I gotta stop smoking meth. I'm kidding, but I grew up Jehovah's Witness. Oh, I never get that reaction. Usually even Mormons are like, yikes. So it made stuff like my birthday recently really weird.
Hey everybody, my name's Elazer. He tried his best. Yeah, I probably shouldn't have smoked before this. You guys ever smoke and then feel like you're gonna have a heart attack? I gotta stop smoking meth. I'm kidding, but I grew up Jehovah's Witness. Oh, I never get that reaction. Usually even Mormons are like, yikes. So it made stuff like my birthday recently really weird.
Hey everybody, my name's Elazer. He tried his best. Yeah, I probably shouldn't have smoked before this. You guys ever smoke and then feel like you're gonna have a heart attack? I gotta stop smoking meth. I'm kidding, but I grew up Jehovah's Witness. Oh, I never get that reaction. Usually even Mormons are like, yikes. So it made stuff like my birthday recently really weird.
I just recently turned 34. Thanks. I've been freaking out about it. Felt like I hadn't had enough sex in my life. So my last month with me at 33, I was just trying to go on as many dates as possible. And this last date I went on, this girl was like, look, I want to have sex tonight, but I have a UTI. And I said, look, I don't care what school you went to.
I just recently turned 34. Thanks. I've been freaking out about it. Felt like I hadn't had enough sex in my life. So my last month with me at 33, I was just trying to go on as many dates as possible. And this last date I went on, this girl was like, look, I want to have sex tonight, but I have a UTI. And I said, look, I don't care what school you went to.
I just recently turned 34. Thanks. I've been freaking out about it. Felt like I hadn't had enough sex in my life. So my last month with me at 33, I was just trying to go on as many dates as possible. And this last date I went on, this girl was like, look, I want to have sex tonight, but I have a UTI. And I said, look, I don't care what school you went to.
New York City, New Jersey, all over the country. Fantastic. You live in Austin now? I live in Austin, yeah.
New York City, New Jersey, all over the country. Fantastic. You live in Austin now? I live in Austin, yeah.
New York City, New Jersey, all over the country. Fantastic. You live in Austin now? I live in Austin, yeah.
What do you do for work? I work at NADC Burger.
What do you do for work? I work at NADC Burger.
What do you do for work? I work at NADC Burger.
So addictive. I'm broke as fuck, so I eat a burger every day. Yeah.
So addictive. I'm broke as fuck, so I eat a burger every day. Yeah.