Mason Davis

Used to live with a couple guys that are super into like Star Wars and Marvels. Marvel, don't get me wrong, those are great movies, but do you guys know how hard it is to get laid when your front doormat says all Jedi's welcome? Like, I thought we were friends, man. Whose side are you on? I don't know. It was a nice brand new apartment.

Used to live with a couple guys that are super into like Star Wars and Marvels. Marvel, don't get me wrong, those are great movies, but do you guys know how hard it is to get laid when your front doormat says all Jedi's welcome? Like, I thought we were friends, man. Whose side are you on? I don't know. It was a nice brand new apartment.

Used to live with a couple guys that are super into like Star Wars and Marvels. Marvel, don't get me wrong, those are great movies, but do you guys know how hard it is to get laid when your front doormat says all Jedi's welcome? Like, I thought we were friends, man. Whose side are you on? I don't know. It was a nice brand new apartment.

I wanted to show it off, but it was just decorated like it was the set of the 40-year-old Virgin. It was really unfortunate. Did you guys know that pussy dehumidifiers are a real thing? Turns out it was actually just my apartment. I don't know. I recently found out that my neighbor is a black, beautiful queen.

I wanted to show it off, but it was just decorated like it was the set of the 40-year-old Virgin. It was really unfortunate. Did you guys know that pussy dehumidifiers are a real thing? Turns out it was actually just my apartment. I don't know. I recently found out that my neighbor is a black, beautiful queen.

I wanted to show it off, but it was just decorated like it was the set of the 40-year-old Virgin. It was really unfortunate. Did you guys know that pussy dehumidifiers are a real thing? Turns out it was actually just my apartment. I don't know. I recently found out that my neighbor is a black, beautiful queen.

And I'm not the smoothest with the ladies, but I finally worked up the courage to go and introduce myself. I went up, talked to her, said my name. She said her name back. And then a bee started flying around her head, and she screamed and took off running. Now, if you're just walking your dog across the street enjoying your morning, you can't see a fucking bee.

And I'm not the smoothest with the ladies, but I finally worked up the courage to go and introduce myself. I went up, talked to her, said my name. She said her name back. And then a bee started flying around her head, and she screamed and took off running. Now, if you're just walking your dog across the street enjoying your morning, you can't see a fucking bee.

And I'm not the smoothest with the ladies, but I finally worked up the courage to go and introduce myself. I went up, talked to her, said my name. She said her name back. And then a bee started flying around her head, and she screamed and took off running. Now, if you're just walking your dog across the street enjoying your morning, you can't see a fucking bee.

You just see a white man and a black lady having a conversation, and she takes off running. I don't know. We did finally hook up recently, though, but I let her peg me, but it was only, like, reparations.

You just see a white man and a black lady having a conversation, and she takes off running. I don't know. We did finally hook up recently, though, but I let her peg me, but it was only, like, reparations.

You just see a white man and a black lady having a conversation, and she takes off running. I don't know. We did finally hook up recently, though, but I let her peg me, but it was only, like, reparations.

I do. That part is true. I didn't let her peg me, though.

I do. That part is true. I didn't let her peg me, though.

I do. That part is true. I didn't let her peg me, though.

We didn't hook up, I should say. Right. Okay. Okay.

We didn't hook up, I should say. Right. Okay. Okay.

We didn't hook up, I should say. Right. Okay. Okay.

About a year and a half, a year and five months.

About a year and a half, a year and five months.