Gina Hyena

I'm not even goth. I just dress like this because my ex used to hit me. Every once in a while, I have somebody come out after the show and be like, that's awful. You don't deserve that. And it's just like, get to know me better, you know? It's... It's my fault. It's totally my fault. Not just because I talk back, but it's my fault because I dated a pimp for four years.

Yeah, that should have been a fling. My dumb ass tried to turn a trap house into a trap home. It's... Yeah, calm down. He wasn't black, Texas. It was... I'm Italian. I couldn't do that to my Italian family, you know? Like, I could take a criminal home, but I'm not going to push it. It's... It is embarrassing. He was half Italian, half Jewish. Perfect crossbreed for a pimp.

Strong backhand, but fiscally responsible. Embarrassing. Embarrassing to hold it down for a cheap criminal. Embarrassing to waste your 20s, your tight skin, your youthful outlook. Date a guy that hits you when he didn't even play for the NFL. When I meet young girls, I tell them, date an athlete, just don't take the elevator. Thank you, guys.

Oh, great. I haven't been here. This is awesome.

I've been in Philly. I live in New York now. I've been doing shows in San Diego, Albany. It's been fun.

I mean, just trying to get into comedy. I got to get more online. So this is awesome to be here. It's awesome to see you guys in this. This is fucking fantastic.

Trying to write, trying to bring it more to life. That's all true. Didn't you live here for a while? I did. I lived here 2018 to 2020. So I moved down here out of the blue. That was actually because when I was dating that guy, some shit got hot, allegedly. And I moved to Texas, didn't know anybody. And then I started comedy a year later because I was like, nobody knows me.

I can have a stage name, whatever. And then lost my job during COVID, had to move back to New York. And then everybody from comedy moved here. I've been kicking myself and trying to come back as much as I can.

Entertainment podcast? Comedy? Allegedly, yes. No, I think he quit. He had quite a portfolio. But that's the most fun one to talk about. He got out of Pimpin'? Yeah. Real estate. He grew into the Jewish genes.

Yeah. Good, he went from... And I didn't get one Gucci, but me Michael Kors once. That was the only time I thought I was going to rat on him.

our own inside jokes it's nice you can find an industry to be a bigger piece of shit yeah for real for real no i actually we um it wasn't even that that made me break up with him he told me he wanted to get me pregnant and that's when i like finally like pictured it from a third party perspective he met my family whole thing did your doctor say try not to punch the baby what

How else are you going to know it's breathing? True.

I like the idea of coaching and being like, slip right, you know? I know all those moves. I got away from that, moved down here, moved back.

Yeah, I'm actually dating a psychiatrist. Not my psychiatrist, but... I'm not that hot. No, he's great. He's great. He's awesome. I have no shit to talk about him. I could talk shit about dating down here all day.

About eight months now.

Does he... He communicates. It's weird as fuck.

It's like Coco the gorilla. Like he just like communicates back. It's weird as fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm not used to it. Like, the first time he ever asked me if I needed reassurance, I thought we were about to fight. Like, I didn't know what the fuck that was supposed to be like. Yeah, I'm his muse.