Gina Hyena
Appearances
KILL TONY
#696 - SKETCH + DAVE LANDAU
I'm not even goth. I just dress like this because my ex used to hit me. Every once in a while, I have somebody come out after the show and be like, that's awful. You don't deserve that. And it's just like, get to know me better, you know? It's... It's my fault. It's totally my fault. Not just because I talk back, but it's my fault because I dated a pimp for four years.
KILL TONY
#696 - SKETCH + DAVE LANDAU
Yeah, that should have been a fling. My dumb ass tried to turn a trap house into a trap home. It's... Yeah, calm down. He wasn't black, Texas. It was... I'm Italian. I couldn't do that to my Italian family, you know? Like, I could take a criminal home, but I'm not going to push it. It's... It is embarrassing. He was half Italian, half Jewish. Perfect crossbreed for a pimp.
KILL TONY
#696 - SKETCH + DAVE LANDAU
Strong backhand, but fiscally responsible. Embarrassing. Embarrassing to hold it down for a cheap criminal. Embarrassing to waste your 20s, your tight skin, your youthful outlook. Date a guy that hits you when he didn't even play for the NFL. When I meet young girls, I tell them, date an athlete, just don't take the elevator. Thank you, guys.
KILL TONY
#696 - SKETCH + DAVE LANDAU
I've been in Philly. I live in New York now. I've been doing shows in San Diego, Albany. It's been fun.
KILL TONY
#696 - SKETCH + DAVE LANDAU
I mean, just trying to get into comedy. I got to get more online. So this is awesome to be here. It's awesome to see you guys in this. This is fucking fantastic.
KILL TONY
#696 - SKETCH + DAVE LANDAU
Trying to write, trying to bring it more to life. That's all true. Didn't you live here for a while? I did. I lived here 2018 to 2020. So I moved down here out of the blue. That was actually because when I was dating that guy, some shit got hot, allegedly. And I moved to Texas, didn't know anybody. And then I started comedy a year later because I was like, nobody knows me.
KILL TONY
#696 - SKETCH + DAVE LANDAU
I can have a stage name, whatever. And then lost my job during COVID, had to move back to New York. And then everybody from comedy moved here. I've been kicking myself and trying to come back as much as I can.
KILL TONY
#696 - SKETCH + DAVE LANDAU
Entertainment podcast? Comedy? Allegedly, yes. No, I think he quit. He had quite a portfolio. But that's the most fun one to talk about. He got out of Pimpin'? Yeah. Real estate. He grew into the Jewish genes.
KILL TONY
#696 - SKETCH + DAVE LANDAU
Yeah. Good, he went from... And I didn't get one Gucci, but me Michael Kors once. That was the only time I thought I was going to rat on him.
KILL TONY
#696 - SKETCH + DAVE LANDAU
our own inside jokes it's nice you can find an industry to be a bigger piece of shit yeah for real for real no i actually we um it wasn't even that that made me break up with him he told me he wanted to get me pregnant and that's when i like finally like pictured it from a third party perspective he met my family whole thing did your doctor say try not to punch the baby what
KILL TONY
#696 - SKETCH + DAVE LANDAU
I like the idea of coaching and being like, slip right, you know? I know all those moves. I got away from that, moved down here, moved back.
KILL TONY
#696 - SKETCH + DAVE LANDAU
Yeah, I'm actually dating a psychiatrist. Not my psychiatrist, but... I'm not that hot. No, he's great. He's great. He's awesome. I have no shit to talk about him. I could talk shit about dating down here all day.
KILL TONY
#696 - SKETCH + DAVE LANDAU
It's like Coco the gorilla. Like he just like communicates back. It's weird as fuck.
KILL TONY
#696 - SKETCH + DAVE LANDAU
Yeah, I'm not used to it. Like, the first time he ever asked me if I needed reassurance, I thought we were about to fight. Like, I didn't know what the fuck that was supposed to be like. Yeah, I'm his muse.