Adam Ray

And then it would be,

I was like, why isn't there a guy that's just like, what's up?

My name's Cameron.

Life gets tough, you know?

So make sure to tell your doctor to please refill on your Vicodin order.

That way you can sell the pills for $10 apiece to your deadbeat pill-popping friends and finally get enough cash to buy that 20-inch Vizio flat screen that your slutty-ass girlfriend said was going to take up too much space in the apartment.

Well, good thing she showed you her bipolar side because now you're free from her bullshit annex.

Fuck you, Beth, you dumb cunt.

And I have like a PSA at the end of it.

I did that at the show.

And I said, cunt.

And I got fired from the weekend.

And Adam comes up to me and he goes...

man i put me in a tough position man i gotta fire you and i was like what and he goes i told you to be clean i go i know i totally fucked up i rolled the dice they had me go up and do 10 and then 5 and then 10 again and i was crushing and it was great but they the owner at the time i think he's passed was super like conservative christian and even though all the holiday parties were coming up to me and being like dude super funny that was great adam's like dude we have to like

the manager at the time, this guy named Eddie, was like, we gotta get this guy out of here, because if there are complaints, then we like, we got rid of the problem, you know?

And meanwhile, I'm looking up and I'm seeing Bronger kind of cursing and whatever, and the manager was like, well, he's the headliner.

And I was like, oh, I think I'm being used as a scapegoat, but I get it, because I did tell Adam I'd be clean, and I fucked up.

Adam, though, then comes over with me.

He felt bad that I felt bad that I fucked up.

And we go to the bar next door.