Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
The Joe Rogan Experience. Showing by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
Part of it was rolling. Adam Ray, my man. Great to see you. Guest of the year. Kill Tony. How's it feel? Feels great. Did you get a belt or anything? Some sort of a cup?
I should have.
Some sort of a cup. A Stanley cup?
Tony, always shortchanging the gifts. That motherfucker. That was the last time I saw you, I think.
You should get a jacket. That's what it should be.
Guest of the year. That's not a great idea. That's a great idea. We made these for the end of the Dr. Phil tour, which, by the way, we have our very last one at the Wilter on December 16th, if anyone wants to.
Have you ever had Dr. Phil on as a guest?
Yes. Remember for the Netflix special? Oh, that's right. Yeah. It was so funny. We were in the green room. I met him like an hour before, and he goes... He goes, no, it's your show, but I'm going to fuck with you. And I'm dressed as him, and I go, well, I know you better than you know yourself, motherfucker, so strap in. And he was like, oh, shit. And he was dying laughing.
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Chapter 2: How does Adam Ray feel about winning 'Guest of the Year'?
But the last time I saw you, I think I was Tony, right? Right. At the mothership.
Yeah, the difference is like doing it on your show when you're doing the Dr. Phil show. Yeah. Yeah, that's a different thing.
I felt oddly, you know, the whole show is improvised, so it's a wild thing to do an unscripted show with somebody you have no rapport with. Right.
Chapter 3: What experiences does Adam Ray share about his time with Dr. Phil?
When I've had... And you're doing an impression of him. Totally. So I'm trying to go, I think everything I'm going to do is hunky-dory with him, but like... I don't know if I'm going to press the wrong button. Like at one point, I think he said something where I go, I go, well, marriage is tough. I go, but we keep it fresh in the bedroom, right? And he goes, okay, watch yourself.
I was like, we don't use butt plugs?
But he was such a, he rolled with everything, man. I'm good friends with his son. Jordan? Jay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I've got to know Jordan, who kind of helped facilitate the whole thing. He kind of got in his ear and was like, this thing is pretty awesome, and it's making youā Making both of them famous. Totally. And I'm just glad thatābecause you never know.
Like, I could have two days in gotten a letter that was just like, enough's enough.
Yeah.
Easily.
I actually ended the Netflix special with showing his signed contract to the camera being like, look, no cease and desist. But you never know. He's a really good guy. Yeah, and laughing at yourself is such a... Man, you know what I'm saying? I started talking about this on stage where it's just like the people that I am friends with that like...
That aren't comics that I'll be in, you know, hangs with that, like, if I, you know, bust their balls and they get a little weird about it, it's like, oh, man, like, you're a bummer not only for right now in the hang, but just this bleeds into other facets of your life. You got to be being self-deprecating.
And, you know, within context, obviously, if someone's just, you know, you know, just making fun of you. Just being mean. Just being mean. There's a difference.
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Chapter 4: What insights does Adam Ray provide about self-deprecation and humor?
Oh, my God. Endless well. I was just like, what sort of a pot could he pull from to kind of- Oh, cocaine. Yeah.
No, no, no.
And maybe every time he likes somebody, he goes, I'm going to give you the Joanie bracelet of approval. And he gives him like a bracelet.
That's a great idea.
Wow, Joe. All right.
This is a perfect character for you.
People have pitched me to do. You should have a treasure chest filled with cocaine.
Do you want me to delete this from the podcast so we can save it? No way. This is great. A treasure chest filled with coke. Oh, my God.
Bring out a treasure chest filled with baby powder. Just buy like 10 pounds of baby powder.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of winning the lottery?
These motherfuckers. That's wild, dude. You didn't buy one ticket, you cunts. Fuck. It's still income, though. And it's your money. That sucks.
What a scam.
Chapter 6: How do taxes affect lottery winnings?
You buy the tickets, and they're like, yeah, we got all the money from it, but then we want more of your money, too. Yeah. We want money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money.
And then what happens after that?
It says that state taxes depends on where you live.
Okay, so 37%, but if you get one payout all at once, is it the $2 billion?
No. I mean, you'd get like one point, whatever the fuck it is. It's also lower. But it's not just the 37% taxes that get drawn out. If you take it in one payment, you get less. It's giving me on a $593 million jackpot for some reason, the pre-tax lump sum cash option is approximately $277.6 million. Out of 500? Out of almost 600.
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Chapter 7: What happens when a lottery winner takes a lump sum?
So you get less than half.
Yeah. But you get it right now. You're getting it tomorrow.
I think that's what I'd do.
Yeah, I'm stupid. I would do that. Take it all. Give me it all right now. I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow.
Totally. Especially after I get this Kazam. Dude, I would... Oh, man. I'd probably go to like... I'd go to Shaq. I'd be like, you want to make Kazam 2? I'd buy a house near my folks.
I'd go to Elon and go, how much for a rocket?
Whoa.
How much?
Where would you...
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Chapter 8: How does the discussion shift to AI and personal experiences?
Wherever. Rancho Cucamonga?
Wherever.
They're barely reusable. They will be by then. If I get that old and that rich, I'll buy rockets.
What happened to the subway system that was supposed to go like LA to San Fran in like a minute? What was that? What? No, come on. I feel like you even talked about it.
Oh, is that the boring company? No. The boring thing was like traffic. It was going to be some sort of fast- Oh, the high-speed rail. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that was really just a money scam. Sounded good. They didn't do anything.
Almost like helicopter Uber was, I think, lasted for two days.
How much did they spend on the high-speed rail project? Let's find that out.
Let's take a guess. I would not have got on that. I don't think that they've spent at all, but it says $4 billion in federal funding. Wow. It has implications. What a great idea.
And how much have they built?
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