Adam Ray

And drink this, Joseph.

A woman came up to me after my show last weekend and goes, I heard you talk about being nervous flying on stage.

And I ran to my car and I know you're a Jew, but I brought you a Bible.

And I go, I think I'm all right.

And she goes, well, wouldn't you like to know where you're going when you die if the plane goes down?

I go...

To be honest, no, I'm rocking out to my favorite Phil Collins song, hoping that the plane reroutes itself and we actually live.

If the plane is shaking in a certain way, I don't just go, all right, well, at least I'm going.

I'm like, fuck, no, I hope we get out of this.

But she was like, oh, well, you wouldn't just.

And then she kept pushing it.

And she was like, I really think Jesus.

And she kept going off.

And then I go, with all due respect, like, I thought you just came in line to take a picture and say hello.

you know, I hope you had a good time with the show.

She goes, I'm going to go try that guy.

And as my opener, I go, he's more Jewy than I am.

So best of luck.

And she went over to him and I just see him going, like, you know, I tried to be nice and be like, you know, it's, and I was very, I tried to be very, you know, sweet and be like, thanks, but no thanks.

But just so pushy, man.