Adam Ray

A Eurasian, I think, owl.

He said it's the biggest owl.

Whoa.

This thing was... So the whole bit was...

This character, Bruce Robinson, has got a big blonde coif, big buck teeth, and kind of from the South, talks like this real fast.

And I'm a magician.

I'm a former real estate agent, too.

But magic is my healing power.

And so the bit was bringing out this owl that was like a psychic owl.

And so people would ask it questions.

But I had my buddy who does a really good Morgan Freeman do voiceover.

So then I would hold the mic up to the owl's mouth.

face and then you would play the Morgan Freeman so like somebody goes you know how many or is somebody asked is democracy you know is democracy ruined or are we going to save it in this country and we had a bunch of canned responses and so then I go Archie what do you think about Archie the second gal is democracy going to be saved or ruined and then you just hear Morgan Freeman go gay

I go, thanks for it.

Any other questions we got?

But a real parrot for Johnny Depp would be wild.

Or maybe at least a fake one.

What's your creature, you know, do you have any... Has anyone brought... What's the craziest thing someone's brought into the mothership for like a...

Yeah.

And I'm trying to think, when we did a Dr. Phil at the mothership, we didn't have too many crazy elements.