Adam Ray

I love you, too, player.

I thought we deported all you guys.

What's going on?

Trust your instincts, Tom.

What sucked is that her clit was bigger than my dick.

Also, I work at a comedy club, and I give many hand jobs there.

Oh, no.

Can I ask the cum punchline?

When you said we were all, like, it was, you know, you had, you came out with good energy, right?

You came out, people were cheering, they were rooting for you.

They wanted you to succeed.

And then you built up and you had this formula of, like, I did this and I jerked off the thing, but the best part about it is, and then you said, I eat the cum, and that felt more like a confession than a...

than a punch line so did you have other alternative punch lines like that you were deciding between or did you just think that just off the top of my head yeah he didn't come you're just like they'll love that yeah i i eat come regularly say it again when you say you eat come regularly what exactly do you mean uh i mean it's not like a recreational thing but

Kim wants to know when your last kiss was.

Oh, my God, this guy.

We should let you pick.

If she gets pregnant, who's gonna claim the baby?

Honest Hans should be the name of your special.

Yes.

Great question, Tony.