Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Let me show you what I can do. Is this thing even on? A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. I didn't really mean everything I said that night.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts introduce the show and set the atmosphere?
And that right there is the great D Madness, everybody. Matt Muehling on the electric. We got everything in place. This is very, very exciting. Before we get started, here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made it all possible. I gotta ask, Houston, Texas, are you guys ready to start tonight's fucking show?
What a pleasure it is to be on the road in my favorite state in the United States of America. Holy shit, what a beautiful day. 80 degrees and sunny. You can't beat it. Tonight's guests, two of my favorite human beings in the world, two of the greatest Kill Tony guests of all time.
Very hard, very hard to book this show on a Saturday night when everybody that touches the show is a sellout theater act. But I did the Lord's work for you as I present to you Multiple Time Over. Without a doubt, arguably, statistically, the greatest guest in Kill Tony history and the first ever regular in Kill Tony history. Tonight's guests, ladies and gentlemen, are Adam Ray and Kim Condon.
What's her name? Elaine. Elaine. So many characters I forget sometimes. Wow. And the great Kim Congdon, everybody. There she is. Currently being stalked by many men. Yes, I'm here tonight. I have a gun. She's got a gun. She's got a new dowel. Everything's happening. And ladies and gentlemen, here he is, Kill Tony Hall of Famer, multiple-time guest of the year, Adam Ray is here, everybody.
Great to be here. Great to be here. Thanks for having me. Houston, let's go. Houston, home of Hakeem Olajuwon and...
fucking i don't know fat fat sex i don't know yeah a lot of so yeah yeah i looked i looked up fun facts on the airplane about houston and i said you guys eat out more than any other city in the world so yeah yep this guy that's not what i was talking about i meant like fast food but for sure yeah yeah right here later hopefully in the uber
Hell yeah. There is a lot of blacks in Houston, and from what I've heard, they don't eat out at all. That's not what I was talking about, but yeah, for sure. Yeah, they probably are. El Tiempo is here. How many El Tiempo fans do we have out there? El Tiempo. Gosh darn it. The home of the Colorado. You guys ever been to the Colorado before? It's a fun place.
All right, you guys know how this show works, everybody. If I pull your name out of the bucket, you get 60 seconds uninterrupted. You know their time is up when you hear the sound of a kitten. That means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry. Is there a gay part of Houston? They all said it once. What is it? Montrose. Hell yeah.
You got to wrap it up then or else you bring out the angry Montrose Bear. Oh yeah, that's a big gay bear. A little southern twang on it too. Hell yeah. Oh my goodness. The first name has been pulled. And this is a very special show because since we have been in Texas for over five years now, we have accumulated many great golden ticket winners from the city of Houston, Texas.
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Chapter 3: What special guests are featured in this episode?
Wow, what kind of supplements? The ones that make you healthier that RFK Jr. likes.
Well, it doesn't look like you're taking any of them so far. It looks like you're taking the drugs that make you age backwards. It's a new Benjamin Button's compound. You need to eat more fruit by the foot. It's a kid's snack. That's what I mean by that. You look five.
Yeah, I think they accidentally gave you estrogen. Right. Yeah. People call me R.F. Gay Jr. Yes. Aw.
Chapter 4: How does the audience react to the performances?
Which parent? What's the best supplement? I don't know what to ask you.
You don't have to ask him anything, remember? Tony, take it away. Thank you. One of the funniest running jokes in the history of the show. If you look back, you can make a 45-minute long compilation of me looking at Adam going, while he asks the people questions. That's why I wear a costume so it doesn't hurt as bad.
Max, tell us, what's been going on in life since the last time you were on this show? Well, girls have been hitting on me lately. Ooh. With their cars. Yeah. You know, I think girls are so dangerous when they drive, because they're too busy trying to look hot. Like, I saw this one chick going 100 on the freeway, putting on mascara, swerving all over the road.
I mean, hey, at least you died a bad bitch. I see what you did there. You snuck in a little joke. Comics Unleashed. Yeah, exactly. Well, Tony, funny you should ask. These women be driving crazy. Dude, you're perfect for cruises.
Yeah. Do you do that when you hang out with your friends? Is that how you pitch bits? They're just like, dude, traffic was nuts today. You're like, yeah. And then you just turn and face a different wall and go, let me tell you about the 405. Everyone's like, dude, over here. You got jokes. I like it.
Have you been on dates? Do you have a girlfriend? No, not right now. No, don't. When's the last time you hooked up with a chick? What's that like? What playground did you go to exactly? I think it was... No, I can't say that one. Yeah, you can. Come on. You almost gave the actual location of a playground. No, I was like, the children's museum, but that's what... That's why I didn't say it.
Children's museum. Okay, but seriously, last time you were with a woman, or boy, or whatever you're into. It was last year, yeah, end of last year. So what happened then? What was that? Was that just a random hookup? Is this a little booty call?
for some reason that's funny when you ask like a a youthful 27 year old no that's my ex-ex-girlfriend yeah yeah in florida yeah oh you i was living i was living in florida for two years yeah and uh what made you move to florida my job yeah i was living in a retirement community yeah the weather was great it was in the 70s just like the people Yep, I saw that one coming.
Are we on a hidden camera show right now? The way you're launching into bits is amazing.
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Chapter 5: What birthday celebration does Nunzio Gianni mention?
Awesome. My name's Nunzio Gianni. I'm actually coming from Miami for my birthday. So I don't know if we got any folks from Miami or Miami. I know the strippers are amazing. I love them too. I'm fairly young. I moved to Miami when I was 16.
Chapter 6: What challenges does Nunzio face with dating in Miami?
Dating was actually really hard, 16 into 18, early 20s, because Miami is not a place for somebody young like me. But I guess I got a taste in some shippers and hoes, so I think I could do all right. I'm Puerto Rican and Italian. My ethnicity is kind of hard to pick. When I come to Texas, I'm either Mexican or I'm colored, so.
Guys, I'm really nervous, guys. This is my first time.
Chapter 7: What is Nunzio's experience with his ethnic identity in Texas?
Fuck. All right. I'm going to cut you off there. Nunzio Gianni. This is the first time Kill Tony has had its own halftime show, everybody. How exciting to have an illiterate Puerto Rican up here responsible for entertaining us. Absolutely amazing, Nunzio. He's worse funny. Yeah. Bad funny. Okay, Nunzio, did you prepare for this at all? You know, I did. About a year ago, I wrote a minute.
We were supposed to come for my birthday, but I didn't review, so... You didn't review.
Puerto Ricans are lazy. Well, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it's all right. That set was garbage. It was. It was certainly garbage. Okay.
Chapter 8: What does Nunzio reveal about his family background?
Nunzio, let's at least try to salvage this in the interview portion. How old are you? I'll be 22 next week. Okay. What do you do for work? I'm a mortgage broker. A mortgage broker. Jesus. God, is that what you wanted to do? No, but I do want to do it now.
I kind of find myself into it, and I do really like it, because I genuinely do have the opportunity to help people.
You're into it? Yeah, yeah. It's amazing. We're doing the Intuit Dome in Los Angeles. It's a 16,000-seat venue in LA in May at the Netflix's Joke Fest. You said Intuit. It made me think of the wild success that I got by not being a mortgage broker and chasing my dreams.
Right.
Um, amazing. So, you seem like a decent-looking guy, right? What's your love life like? Um, uh, a little difficult. You know, I'm really busy with work a lot of the time, but, um... Whoa, guys, come on.
You guys think I'm not laying some puss?
Give me a break. Oh, my God. Laying some puss? You guys don't think I'm laying puss over here, huh?
I'll tell you, look, I'll tell you honestly, Miami's a tough place to genuinely find somebody that you like.
What are you talking about? It's literally, like, it's always hot. Like, it's like everyone's, like, humid, and they're pulling out their pussy all the time. Oh, no, I love it. It's great for me to have a good time, but in terms of... But you're trying to settle down. No, I would appreciate a girl to, like, kick it with, you know what I mean? But you can't find one. Miami's tough. Miami's tough.
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