Adam Sandler

And by the way, Jason, you know the cross-eyed guy in all my movies? Yes, he's in the special. He's in the coffee. The biggest fucking Eagles fan loves you. Loves you. And when you guys fucking won, holy shit was there relief around. That fucking guy's depression. Every time the Eagles wouldn't win on a Sunday, I'd be like, will you fucking wake up? You've been sleeping for fucking 20 hours.

It's over. We're on to next week. But you winning the Super Bowl was the greatest, buddy. He loves you. We all love you. Both you and your family. Say hi to your parents and say hi to both your families. And Taylor, tell her we love her, too. You know that.

It's over. We're on to next week. But you winning the Super Bowl was the greatest, buddy. He loves you. We all love you. Both you and your family. Say hi to your parents and say hi to both your families. And Taylor, tell her we love her, too. You know that.

It's over. We're on to next week. But you winning the Super Bowl was the greatest, buddy. He loves you. We all love you. Both you and your family. Say hi to your parents and say hi to both your families. And Taylor, tell her we love her, too. You know that.

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I got, and then I just, I came out here. I want to remember three things to tell you. I can't remember. I can't remember any of it. I got none. I got none. How are you, pal?

I got, and then I just, I came out here. I want to remember three things to tell you. I can't remember. I can't remember any of it. I got none. I got none. How are you, pal?

It seems thick for this, uh... I had corduroy pants on, too, and somebody said, don't wear corduroy on corduroy. So I switched it up. This is a whole new thing. My wife has been going out and getting me new clothes, because I look back at my old, uh, thing, you know, I've been on television a long time, and I've been wearing the same clothes literally on every show.

It seems thick for this, uh... I had corduroy pants on, too, and somebody said, don't wear corduroy on corduroy. So I switched it up. This is a whole new thing. My wife has been going out and getting me new clothes, because I look back at my old, uh, thing, you know, I've been on television a long time, and I've been wearing the same clothes literally on every show.

So she went out and got me this corduroy shirt, this other flannel one, and a T-shirt.

So she went out and got me this corduroy shirt, this other flannel one, and a T-shirt.

That's not... This is in New York because I was going... She was being nice and I knew I was going to be cold. Also, I don't try on things. I refuse to try on things. So, like, when I go to a store, she goes, hey, you want to... And I just go, get... Just get it. And then it's either too big or too tight, but I have to wear it anyways because...

That's not... This is in New York because I was going... She was being nice and I knew I was going to be cold. Also, I don't try on things. I refuse to try on things. So, like, when I go to a store, she goes, hey, you want to... And I just go, get... Just get it. And then it's either too big or too tight, but I have to wear it anyways because...

...shirt jacket or shacket... But that's why I had it buttoned, to cover the oldness, to show the wife respect.

...shirt jacket or shacket... But that's why I had it buttoned, to cover the oldness, to show the wife respect.

I've been with the same girl 14 and married about seven or eight. Right. Oh, very similar.