Adam Sandler

I've been with the same girl 14 and married about seven or eight. Right. Oh, very similar.

Now, this is a new thing. She was cool about it in the beginning and then started realizing, you know, she dresses nice. And I have the two daughters who yell at me for not dressing nice. Right. So that became like a factor in the house. When I would come downstairs in the morning and all three of them would say, please don't. Then I said, all right, go get me some new stuff, you know.

Now, this is a new thing. She was cool about it in the beginning and then started realizing, you know, she dresses nice. And I have the two daughters who yell at me for not dressing nice. Right. So that became like a factor in the house. When I would come downstairs in the morning and all three of them would say, please don't. Then I said, all right, go get me some new stuff, you know.

That's not you. Their nose is stronger at that age. But, yeah, no, no, no. My kid, if I... She'll say brush your teeth a little better. Brush your teeth a little better and maybe I'll kiss you.

That's not you. Their nose is stronger at that age. But, yeah, no, no, no. My kid, if I... She'll say brush your teeth a little better. Brush your teeth a little better and maybe I'll kiss you.

The other? Because you said there's three. The other one is young enough to get past the stench and get right in there and start kissing me. Oh, that's nice. It's the five-year-old that just goes, this is really horrific what I'm smelling right now. I appreciate, though, the use of the vocabulary. Horrific.

The other? Because you said there's three. The other one is young enough to get past the stench and get right in there and start kissing me. Oh, that's nice. It's the five-year-old that just goes, this is really horrific what I'm smelling right now. I appreciate, though, the use of the vocabulary. Horrific.

That was giant for the Sandman. Oh, is that true? Horrific was as good as it gets. Horrific and, uh, Metamorphosis is a nice one. That is a nice one. That's all I got. Are you gonna, uh, stick around and watch the Jets game?

That was giant for the Sandman. Oh, is that true? Horrific was as good as it gets. Horrific and, uh, Metamorphosis is a nice one. That is a nice one. That's all I got. Are you gonna, uh, stick around and watch the Jets game?

My kids want me to get back to L.A. They demand that I, uh, I come home. I said, it's one extra day if I could see the Jets-Pats game. You can watch it on television, they said. So I'm gonna go home and... When was the last time you made a decision?

My kids want me to get back to L.A. They demand that I, uh, I come home. I said, it's one extra day if I could see the Jets-Pats game. You can watch it on television, they said. So I'm gonna go home and... When was the last time you made a decision?

Here's what happens. Like, kids fall asleep, maybe 9, 8.30, 9, maybe 10. The wife falls asleep, maybe 1. From 1 to 6, like, it's bananas what goes on. You guys got to see. I put on my old clothes and lay there. Sandler time. Yep.

Here's what happens. Like, kids fall asleep, maybe 9, 8.30, 9, maybe 10. The wife falls asleep, maybe 1. From 1 to 6, like, it's bananas what goes on. You guys got to see. I put on my old clothes and lay there. Sandler time. Yep.

I'm so happy to be here, buddy.

Thanks.

I was excited to see you.

We know each other a long time and I was excited to come to Austin, of course.

That's shocking.

I know.

I hate that.