Adriana Iapolucci
Appearances
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Oh my God, thank you. How are you doing, all right? Yeah? My friend told me a statistic the other day that every minute a woman dies from breast cancer, which is crazy when you think about it, because the lines for the women's bathrooms are still so long. You're like, hurry up, survivors. Some of us have to pee. No.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Look, I have no idea what's going on in the Middle East, which is why I feel like I'm the best person to talk about it. I want Palestine to be happy. I do. I just, I don't know how to do that. I think they want all of Palestine, or like, from the window to the wall. I don't know the rest of the joke, but it's a song.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
No, I do, I want that to be, has anyone even tried to give Palestine casinos? Look how well it worked for us. The Native Americans are so happy. They love it here. Maybe we can name some racist teams after them. The Palestinian paragliders. That's just one, I don't know. No.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
I think Hamas wants to kill the Jews, but they are just limited to Israel, which is not the best way to get your genocide going. Just doing it very grassroots. But if you think about it like that, it kind of just proves there's nothing to really do with the Jews at all. It's just that area of land, whoever lives there, they'll never get along.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
You know, if Asian people lived there, they'd also not like the Asian people. And I know that firsthand because I've lived in the Bronx my whole life, and I hate Puerto Ricans. What I...
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
But I would like to propose as a little exchange program where we send the Puerto Ricans to Israel, and then we send the Jews to the Bronx, and you'll see how quickly the Palestinians beg for the Jews to come back. This music is on all night long. Obviously that's a joke. I date almost exclusively Hispanic guys.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Like if you look throughout my dating history, it looks like I'm trying to start my own baseball league. All right, that's all I'm doing.