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Chapter 1: What can we expect in this episode?
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Chapter 2: Who are the special guests tonight?
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Are you guys ready to start tonight's episode?
This is gonna be a fun one. These are two guys that I've worked with for literally 17 goddamn years at the Comedy Store all around LA and all around the country. Make some noise for two of my favorite comedians, Rick Glassman and Jeff Dye. Yeah, baby. Rick Glassman. Jeff Dye. We're gonna have some fun tonight. Very, very excited about this. The boys are back in town. Hello. Welcome. Good evening.
Hi, Rick Glassman. A little. He's very silly, folks. Get ready for the silliness of Rick Glassman. He's a wild little boy. Very goofy. I'm prepping them for you.
Yeah.
Thanks.
It really takes the air out of it when you say that. It's like my girlfriend's parents in high school. He's a nice guy.
How about a hand for Jeff Dye, ladies and gentlemen? He's here. Thank you. Thanks for having me, brother. We're going to have fun. You guys have both been on this show before. You know how it works. Over 226 comedians signed up tonight in this bucket. They are lined up at a bar across the street. If I pull one of their names out... How about a hand for the lovely Heidi, everybody? Isn't it great?
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Chapter 3: How do comedians prepare for their sets?
Yeah, it's very rugged territory. Rick Glassman's from Cleveland. Boy, my arm's tired. Y'all hate Ohio, man. Akron, famously the home of Goodyear Tires. Yeah. And LeBron James. Yeah.
That's fucked, nigga!
Yeah. Now I'm playing, I love you, y'all. Love to see how much he got paid to make that endorsement. Anyway. Yeah, they took paychecks. I beat Bronny in one-on-one.
Y'all don't feel what I'm saying? Fuck y'all too then.
That's true. That's another thing. His son sucks at basketball. He's the only guy that's been entitled to nepotism in the NBA. You follow basketball, correct? Yeah. You play basketball, am I correct, Rick Glassman? I played against LeBron.
He's annoyingly good at basketball.
Yeah.
I don't like that I know Rick Glassman so well. And I was like, I'm going to fucking dunk on Rick Glassman. And then I showed up and you were infinitely better than everyone that was playing. Wait, wait. You played with me too, though, before. Who do you think will win? Who do you think will win? Very average, but I'm tall. He beat you. You think he beat me? Yes, I do. You're a piece of shit.
You're a liar. You're an asshole. I love you.
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Chapter 4: What challenges do new comedians face?
Jiu-jitsu, what are we talking about?
Jiu-jitsu, MMA, Muay Thai.
Okay, all right. Seven and one, yet you're retired. You just can't cut the weight? No, it's not that, honestly. Brain damage. Yeah.
I'm sorry, what was that?
Very good. What else do you do for fun, Ben?
I like, what was that? Say what was that again. What was that? Just a push, I'm sorry. I like to go out, drink, hang out with friends, go to the beach, still train, listen to Kill Tony, do stand-up, try to make the world a better place.
What do you think the most interesting thing about your entire life is other than your fight history?
I didn't speak until I was almost three years old. Whoa. And my first words were at church, and I said, I want to be a priest. And then I hit puberty, and it all changed. Wow. You didn't say anything until you said a full sentence? A full sentence, yeah. 100 or nothing. No, so actually, what ended up I found out was I had like something with my ear, so I couldn't hear. And then I had surgery.
It was like three months later after the surgery is when I actually spoke. Okay, so you were deaf for a while. I was deaf for a while. Wow, Rick Glassman.
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