Ben Keshaba
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All right, guys, my name's actually Ben Keshaba, or Khoshiba, if you say it in the original Aramaic dialect. In English, Keshaba just means Sunday. In Spanish, it's pronounced Dejo. My boys on the box team taught me that. They're always like, hey, Ben Dejo, hurry up. They're nice guys. One of them's like, hey, so you're not Mexican. Like, what are you? Where are you from? I'm like, I'm a Syrian.
All right, guys, my name's actually Ben Keshaba, or Khoshiba, if you say it in the original Aramaic dialect. In English, Keshaba just means Sunday. In Spanish, it's pronounced Dejo. My boys on the box team taught me that. They're always like, hey, Ben Dejo, hurry up. They're nice guys. One of them's like, hey, so you're not Mexican. Like, what are you? Where are you from? I'm like, I'm a Syrian.
All right, guys, my name's actually Ben Keshaba, or Khoshiba, if you say it in the original Aramaic dialect. In English, Keshaba just means Sunday. In Spanish, it's pronounced Dejo. My boys on the box team taught me that. They're always like, hey, Ben Dejo, hurry up. They're nice guys. One of them's like, hey, so you're not Mexican. Like, what are you? Where are you from? I'm like, I'm a Syrian.
He's like, oh, so from like Syria. I'm like, no, no, no, Syrians are from Syria. I'm a Syrian. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah. I'm a Mexican. Hey, but check it out, once I get married and the paperwork goes through, I'll be American. I know I'm doing a lot of Mexican jokes, but it's only because Mexican jokes are like Mexican people. They always work. Unlike my black jokes. The Arab jokes kill.
He's like, oh, so from like Syria. I'm like, no, no, no, Syrians are from Syria. I'm a Syrian. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah. I'm a Mexican. Hey, but check it out, once I get married and the paperwork goes through, I'll be American. I know I'm doing a lot of Mexican jokes, but it's only because Mexican jokes are like Mexican people. They always work. Unlike my black jokes. The Arab jokes kill.
He's like, oh, so from like Syria. I'm like, no, no, no, Syrians are from Syria. I'm a Syrian. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah. I'm a Mexican. Hey, but check it out, once I get married and the paperwork goes through, I'll be American. I know I'm doing a lot of Mexican jokes, but it's only because Mexican jokes are like Mexican people. They always work. Unlike my black jokes. The Arab jokes kill.
Some of the more extreme ones bomb. the World War II Japanese pilot jokes, Neverland. Pearl Harbor, he got it, hell yeah. So me and my girlfriend were arguing the other day, and she just kept going on and on. I'm like, baby, relax. I love you. We can negotiate. She's like, I don't negotiate with terrorists. Super fucking racist, but super fucking funny. I started laughing. Shh!
Some of the more extreme ones bomb. the World War II Japanese pilot jokes, Neverland. Pearl Harbor, he got it, hell yeah. So me and my girlfriend were arguing the other day, and she just kept going on and on. I'm like, baby, relax. I love you. We can negotiate. She's like, I don't negotiate with terrorists. Super fucking racist, but super fucking funny. I started laughing. Shh!
Some of the more extreme ones bomb. the World War II Japanese pilot jokes, Neverland. Pearl Harbor, he got it, hell yeah. So me and my girlfriend were arguing the other day, and she just kept going on and on. I'm like, baby, relax. I love you. We can negotiate. She's like, I don't negotiate with terrorists. Super fucking racist, but super fucking funny. I started laughing. Shh!
So good. I've been here like four times to try and get on here from California. You're my hero. I love you all. You guys are amazing. I love it. Thank you for saying that.
So good. I've been here like four times to try and get on here from California. You're my hero. I love you all. You guys are amazing. I love it. Thank you for saying that.
So good. I've been here like four times to try and get on here from California. You're my hero. I love you all. You guys are amazing. I love it. Thank you for saying that.
Madhouse, Mic Drop, and then a bunch of different bars.
Madhouse, Mic Drop, and then a bunch of different bars.
Madhouse, Mic Drop, and then a bunch of different bars.