Maverick McWilliams

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hello. Oh, my gosh. I was on the way here. I was talking to one of my best friends. Boys, you know what it's like when you have a guy best friend? Just the biggest piece of shit you know, right? Like you'd never let him date your daughter, but you'd fucking die for him, right? I was on the way here. He was like, what are you doing, man? I'm going to see a show. He goes, oh, nice, man.

Hello. Oh, my gosh. I was on the way here. I was talking to one of my best friends. Boys, you know what it's like when you have a guy best friend? Just the biggest piece of shit you know, right? Like you'd never let him date your daughter, but you'd fucking die for him, right? I was on the way here. He was like, what are you doing, man? I'm going to see a show. He goes, oh, nice, man.

Hello. Oh, my gosh. I was on the way here. I was talking to one of my best friends. Boys, you know what it's like when you have a guy best friend? Just the biggest piece of shit you know, right? Like you'd never let him date your daughter, but you'd fucking die for him, right? I was on the way here. He was like, what are you doing, man? I'm going to see a show. He goes, oh, nice, man.

What band are you going to see? I was like, no, it's a comedy show. He goes, oh, fuck, you're still doing that bullshit? I was like, do you need something? He goes, yeah, quick question. What's the gayest thing you've done lately? I was like, I don't know what Alex told you, but he's a fucking liar. It was cold on that camping trip, and I don't give a fuck if it was in July, all right?

What band are you going to see? I was like, no, it's a comedy show. He goes, oh, fuck, you're still doing that bullshit? I was like, do you need something? He goes, yeah, quick question. What's the gayest thing you've done lately? I was like, I don't know what Alex told you, but he's a fucking liar. It was cold on that camping trip, and I don't give a fuck if it was in July, all right?

What band are you going to see? I was like, no, it's a comedy show. He goes, oh, fuck, you're still doing that bullshit? I was like, do you need something? He goes, yeah, quick question. What's the gayest thing you've done lately? I was like, I don't know what Alex told you, but he's a fucking liar. It was cold on that camping trip, and I don't give a fuck if it was in July, all right?

We had to cuddle for warmth, okay? And it got me thinking, man. I was like, what is the gayest thing I do? And it's definitely fucking put on chapstick, blue eyes. Think about it, dude. You can't look assertive putting on fucking chapstick. You can't be at a goddamn mechanic shop and be like, hey, I said I'm not paying a goddamn dime over $1,500 for this transmission. You quote me at $2,000?

We had to cuddle for warmth, okay? And it got me thinking, man. I was like, what is the gayest thing I do? And it's definitely fucking put on chapstick, blue eyes. Think about it, dude. You can't look assertive putting on fucking chapstick. You can't be at a goddamn mechanic shop and be like, hey, I said I'm not paying a goddamn dime over $1,500 for this transmission. You quote me at $2,000?

We had to cuddle for warmth, okay? And it got me thinking, man. I was like, what is the gayest thing I do? And it's definitely fucking put on chapstick, blue eyes. Think about it, dude. You can't look assertive putting on fucking chapstick. You can't be at a goddamn mechanic shop and be like, hey, I said I'm not paying a goddamn dime over $1,500 for this transmission. You quote me at $2,000?

Fuck that. Butting up will do it my goddamn self. Let's go, assholes. Thank you.

Fuck that. Butting up will do it my goddamn self. Let's go, assholes. Thank you.

Fuck that. Butting up will do it my goddamn self. Let's go, assholes. Thank you.

Good, Tony. How are you? Is that your real name? From birth, yeah.

Good, Tony. How are you? Is that your real name? From birth, yeah.

Good, Tony. How are you? Is that your real name? From birth, yeah.

Well, I've kind of had a weird life, man. I'm a failed child actor. That's a... Yeah, don't, ooh, what the fuck? I love it. Like, ooh, failed dreams. We love that around here.

Well, I've kind of had a weird life, man. I'm a failed child actor. That's a... Yeah, don't, ooh, what the fuck? I love it. Like, ooh, failed dreams. We love that around here.