Rick Glassman

Comedian?

Ashley's lighting her hair up.

If Ashley didn't have a warrant, she wouldn't have new charges.

If she didn't have a warrant, she wouldn't be going to jail, and she wouldn't be sleeping on a sidewalk right now, so...

Don't be Ashley.

Ashley's lighting her hair on fire.

Maybe like a prolapse kind of thing.

I would wear it.

Nailed it.

And I was flattered because we don't really know each other, but you said like, are you going to wear a nice jumper?

And I'm like, that's kind of my thing.

I like to wear things that I could sleep in, but I also know that sometimes if you show up someplace wearing something that sometimes you wear something someplace and people feel offended based on what you're wearing.

And it's like, okay, so let me just find some really cool clothes that I could trick you into thinking is, oh, look it, I could wear this to the big dance, but also I could go home and sleep in it.

You're a little bit... When you wear sports clothes, you're not wearing something to elevate the clothes.

You're wearing clothes to elevate the body.

And you have a body for it.

I've been saying it for weeks.

But you have a body that shows the veins.

So...

Another way I think of that is like if this were a rom-com in the early 2000s and you would be a beautiful woman and you would be wearing that, but it would be like this.