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It's God letting you know I could have fucked you, but I'm going to let you slide.
It's God letting you know I could have fucked you, but I'm going to let you slide.
It's God letting you know I could have fucked you, but I'm going to let you slide.
And why is it always hard? Men's dicks, like when you're a boy, they're terrifying. Like you see some guy pull out his fucking sausage roll when he's pissing right next to you and you're a little kid. You're like, what the fuck does he do with that thing?
And why is it always hard? Men's dicks, like when you're a boy, they're terrifying. Like you see some guy pull out his fucking sausage roll when he's pissing right next to you and you're a little kid. You're like, what the fuck does he do with that thing?
And why is it always hard? Men's dicks, like when you're a boy, they're terrifying. Like you see some guy pull out his fucking sausage roll when he's pissing right next to you and you're a little kid. You're like, what the fuck does he do with that thing?
Like Ari's balls or Joey Diaz's balls. Joey Diaz's balls are like grapefruit in an old lady's pantyhose. Like what the fuck am I looking at? Those are your balls? His balls look like him. Just like cartoonish.
Like Ari's balls or Joey Diaz's balls. Joey Diaz's balls are like grapefruit in an old lady's pantyhose. Like what the fuck am I looking at? Those are your balls? His balls look like him. Just like cartoonish.
Like Ari's balls or Joey Diaz's balls. Joey Diaz's balls are like grapefruit in an old lady's pantyhose. Like what the fuck am I looking at? Those are your balls? His balls look like him. Just like cartoonish.
Our penis is awful. Everything about us is gross. Yeah. We're not soft. We're not squeezable and lovable. We're not comforting. We're grunting.
Our penis is awful. Everything about us is gross. Yeah. We're not soft. We're not squeezable and lovable. We're not comforting. We're grunting.
Our penis is awful. Everything about us is gross. Yeah. We're not soft. We're not squeezable and lovable. We're not comforting. We're grunting.
Thick, dense, heavy thing on top of you that can kill you and you want it to fuck you. What? Why do they trust us? Trusting us to not kill you? Yeah, I know. Imagine if every woman could kill you. Yeah. All of them. Every woman that you ever date can literally just strangle you to death. Not a damn thing you could do about it. That's what it's like being a woman. Well, or a gay guy.
Thick, dense, heavy thing on top of you that can kill you and you want it to fuck you. What? Why do they trust us? Trusting us to not kill you? Yeah, I know. Imagine if every woman could kill you. Yeah. All of them. Every woman that you ever date can literally just strangle you to death. Not a damn thing you could do about it. That's what it's like being a woman. Well, or a gay guy.
Thick, dense, heavy thing on top of you that can kill you and you want it to fuck you. What? Why do they trust us? Trusting us to not kill you? Yeah, I know. Imagine if every woman could kill you. Yeah. All of them. Every woman that you ever date can literally just strangle you to death. Not a damn thing you could do about it. That's what it's like being a woman. Well, or a gay guy.
Well, gay guys can be strong.
Well, gay guys can be strong.