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It works.

It works.

It works.

This is how stupid I am. I've done that twice. Another time I got kneed in the dick. I was doing jujitsu and I didn't have a cup on the last time I trained without a cup on. This guy was passing my guard, and it's a standard technique because he wasn't doing it maliciously. You shove your knees through the guard when someone's passing your guard.

This is how stupid I am. I've done that twice. Another time I got kneed in the dick. I was doing jujitsu and I didn't have a cup on the last time I trained without a cup on. This guy was passing my guard, and it's a standard technique because he wasn't doing it maliciously. You shove your knees through the guard when someone's passing your guard.

This is how stupid I am. I've done that twice. Another time I got kneed in the dick. I was doing jujitsu and I didn't have a cup on the last time I trained without a cup on. This guy was passing my guard, and it's a standard technique because he wasn't doing it maliciously. You shove your knees through the guard when someone's passing your guard.

The guard is the legs, so your legs are wrapped around a person. You're trying to work a submission from the bottom, and they're trying to pass to get to a better – because in the guard, it's very difficult to submit someone when you're in their guard. You want to get out of their guard, and that's a more dominant position to submit.

The guard is the legs, so your legs are wrapped around a person. You're trying to work a submission from the bottom, and they're trying to pass to get to a better – because in the guard, it's very difficult to submit someone when you're in their guard. You want to get out of their guard, and that's a more dominant position to submit.

The guard is the legs, so your legs are wrapped around a person. You're trying to work a submission from the bottom, and they're trying to pass to get to a better – because in the guard, it's very difficult to submit someone when you're in their guard. You want to get out of their guard, and that's a more dominant position to submit.

I'm like, ah, fuck. So my dick is bleeding out my dick hole. So I'm like, okay. What would I do if this was my nose? I was like, I would just go home. It's just a bloody nose. Like, am I being a pussy because it's my dick? It's a bloody dick. Let's just like, we'll give it the night. And if it feels bad tomorrow, we'll go to the doctor. So I get home and I'm like, well, how do I know if it works?

I'm like, ah, fuck. So my dick is bleeding out my dick hole. So I'm like, okay. What would I do if this was my nose? I was like, I would just go home. It's just a bloody nose. Like, am I being a pussy because it's my dick? It's a bloody dick. Let's just like, we'll give it the night. And if it feels bad tomorrow, we'll go to the doctor. So I get home and I'm like, well, how do I know if it works?

I'm like, ah, fuck. So my dick is bleeding out my dick hole. So I'm like, okay. What would I do if this was my nose? I was like, I would just go home. It's just a bloody nose. Like, am I being a pussy because it's my dick? It's a bloody dick. Let's just like, we'll give it the night. And if it feels bad tomorrow, we'll go to the doctor. So I get home and I'm like, well, how do I know if it works?

So I jerked off. I jerked off and blood came out with it. Yeah. And this is how, because I did it kind of clinical because I want to know. So I did it into the toilet. So I jerked off into the toilet. While I'm doing it, I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're so broken. You're such a crazy person.

So I jerked off. I jerked off and blood came out with it. Yeah. And this is how, because I did it kind of clinical because I want to know. So I did it into the toilet. So I jerked off into the toilet. While I'm doing it, I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're so broken. You're such a crazy person.

So I jerked off. I jerked off and blood came out with it. Yeah. And this is how, because I did it kind of clinical because I want to know. So I did it into the toilet. So I jerked off into the toilet. While I'm doing it, I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're so broken. You're such a crazy person.

And then I was like, I think it works. It's all good. Wow. And so the next day, I made sure I didn't get infected. Next day, I was like, just checking. Make sure everything's good. Didn't hurt. Did you jerk off again? No. I let it go for a couple days. Just leave it alone. Yeah. I didn't want it to be sore. But it was fine. It was fine.

And then I was like, I think it works. It's all good. Wow. And so the next day, I made sure I didn't get infected. Next day, I was like, just checking. Make sure everything's good. Didn't hurt. Did you jerk off again? No. I let it go for a couple days. Just leave it alone. Yeah. I didn't want it to be sore. But it was fine. It was fine.

And then I was like, I think it works. It's all good. Wow. And so the next day, I made sure I didn't get infected. Next day, I was like, just checking. Make sure everything's good. Didn't hurt. Did you jerk off again? No. I let it go for a couple days. Just leave it alone. Yeah. I didn't want it to be sore. But it was fine. It was fine.

So some blood vessel burst just like it would burst in your mouth.

So some blood vessel burst just like it would burst in your mouth.