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He was really good. He kicked me fucking hard. Yeah. Um, They gave me time out. I continued the fight, but I knew it really hurt. I lost the fight. And then as I was driving home, I was with my girlfriend. And I was thinking at the time, I was like, I don't know if this thing works anymore.

He was really good. He kicked me fucking hard. Yeah. Um, They gave me time out. I continued the fight, but I knew it really hurt. I lost the fight. And then as I was driving home, I was with my girlfriend. And I was thinking at the time, I was like, I don't know if this thing works anymore.

Because it was so painful. So I got home and jerked off. And as soon as I jerked off, I'm like, oh, we're good. Yeah.

Because it was so painful. So I got home and jerked off. And as soon as I jerked off, I'm like, oh, we're good. Yeah.

Because it was so painful. So I got home and jerked off. And as soon as I jerked off, I'm like, oh, we're good. Yeah.

It works.

It works.

It works.

This is how stupid I am. I've done that twice. Another time I got kneed in the dick. I was doing jujitsu and I didn't have a cup on the last time I trained without a cup on. This guy was passing my guard, and it's a standard technique because he wasn't doing it maliciously. You shove your knees through the guard when someone's passing your guard.

This is how stupid I am. I've done that twice. Another time I got kneed in the dick. I was doing jujitsu and I didn't have a cup on the last time I trained without a cup on. This guy was passing my guard, and it's a standard technique because he wasn't doing it maliciously. You shove your knees through the guard when someone's passing your guard.

This is how stupid I am. I've done that twice. Another time I got kneed in the dick. I was doing jujitsu and I didn't have a cup on the last time I trained without a cup on. This guy was passing my guard, and it's a standard technique because he wasn't doing it maliciously. You shove your knees through the guard when someone's passing your guard.

The guard is the legs, so your legs are wrapped around a person. You're trying to work a submission from the bottom, and they're trying to pass to get to a better – because in the guard, it's very difficult to submit someone when you're in their guard. You want to get out of their guard, and that's a more dominant position to submit.

The guard is the legs, so your legs are wrapped around a person. You're trying to work a submission from the bottom, and they're trying to pass to get to a better – because in the guard, it's very difficult to submit someone when you're in their guard. You want to get out of their guard, and that's a more dominant position to submit.

The guard is the legs, so your legs are wrapped around a person. You're trying to work a submission from the bottom, and they're trying to pass to get to a better – because in the guard, it's very difficult to submit someone when you're in their guard. You want to get out of their guard, and that's a more dominant position to submit.

I'm like, ah, fuck. So my dick is bleeding out my dick hole. So I'm like, okay. What would I do if this was my nose? I was like, I would just go home. It's just a bloody nose. Like, am I being a pussy because it's my dick? It's a bloody dick. Let's just like, we'll give it the night. And if it feels bad tomorrow, we'll go to the doctor. So I get home and I'm like, well, how do I know if it works?

I'm like, ah, fuck. So my dick is bleeding out my dick hole. So I'm like, okay. What would I do if this was my nose? I was like, I would just go home. It's just a bloody nose. Like, am I being a pussy because it's my dick? It's a bloody dick. Let's just like, we'll give it the night. And if it feels bad tomorrow, we'll go to the doctor. So I get home and I'm like, well, how do I know if it works?

I'm like, ah, fuck. So my dick is bleeding out my dick hole. So I'm like, okay. What would I do if this was my nose? I was like, I would just go home. It's just a bloody nose. Like, am I being a pussy because it's my dick? It's a bloody dick. Let's just like, we'll give it the night. And if it feels bad tomorrow, we'll go to the doctor. So I get home and I'm like, well, how do I know if it works?

So I jerked off. I jerked off and blood came out with it. Yeah. And this is how, because I did it kind of clinical because I want to know. So I did it into the toilet. So I jerked off into the toilet. While I'm doing it, I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're so broken. You're such a crazy person.

So I jerked off. I jerked off and blood came out with it. Yeah. And this is how, because I did it kind of clinical because I want to know. So I did it into the toilet. So I jerked off into the toilet. While I'm doing it, I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're so broken. You're such a crazy person.

So I jerked off. I jerked off and blood came out with it. Yeah. And this is how, because I did it kind of clinical because I want to know. So I did it into the toilet. So I jerked off into the toilet. While I'm doing it, I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're so broken. You're such a crazy person.