AG Gregoroff

My buddy grabs a knife and we're going after them.

And all the guys at the table, they don't know what's going on.

They're trying to grab us.

The dude starts kind of slouching down in a seat.

Then all the staff run over, just a big melee and stuff, you know.

And I get super close to him, but there's probably six or seven guys in between us and shit.

You know, it's just typical shit talking.

I'll come outside, you know, all that type of stuff.

And then everybody kind of herds us outside, and the new boss is like, dude, what the fuck's wrong with you guys?

He's like, you know who that was?

I was like, I don't give a fuck who that guy was.

He's like, that's Derek Jeter.

I guess he's a shortstop or something for the Yankees.

No idea who that guy was.

Yeah, just some Puerto Rican guy staring at us.

So that was my last time in Tampa.

But then I went back to San Diego.

I started working in strip clubs, like security, things like that.

My uncle got out of prison, and being the genius he is, he decides to sue the police department for all types of negligence, things like that.

Yeah.