AI

Hello?

A letter?

Yeah, I figure why the hell would I waste money on a goddamn Hallmark greeting card when I can just send you cash?

You could actually wait till after the holiday and buy the card for the corresponding holiday and then just wait and send it the next year because it's usually cheaper.

Or even better, when people actually customize them and they print like family photos and shit and they send them like, oh, we're so happy!

You've already seen it, haven't you?

I mean, Anton LaVey, he would do similar signatures, and I've perfected it.

So, about your dreams, Nick.

Yes.

Have you done, like, some psychological insight into this?

Or how are you feeling?

How are you doing, bud, by the way?

Your body is readjusting.

It's re-acclimating to the different vibe.

Now, if you research and look into lucid dreaming, because you're... Go ahead.

Now, also...

While you're in the process of adjusting and relearning sobriety and whatnot, by the way, I haven't masturbated since you've stopped drinking.

That's pretty rough.

I'm just fucking with you.

I'm masturbating now.