Chapter 1: What humorous events are shared at the beginning of the episode?
Oh, snap, he got served.
He got served hardcore with that, that wackadoo. This ain't Russia. This is the sewers of Brooklyn, New York, and I'm Nick the Rat. It's Wednesday, February 11th.
Chapter 2: What is the significance of Valentine's Day in this episode?
Valentine's Day is this weekend, right? We're not having a Valentine's Day special? What are the scientists doing down here? I could have made so much money off of doing goddamn love messages or something. Oh, that's, uh, that's not real, okay? It's not sunny out.
Um, the video behind me, if you're watching the video, this is all, uh, this is, this is the, uh, that's the, uh, right in front of the Brooklyn Army Terminal. There's a little waterfront there, and, um... If you go to Twitch, you can watch me live. Or you can watch me on YouTube. Dead. I'm dead on YouTube. And live on here. Maybe I'll just close. Whatever. Doesn't matter.
You can look at... It's just something to look at. It's just something to look at, people. It's not really... It doesn't matter. Okay? Look at that. Look at that shit. February! 11th, Wednesday. Yeah, escape from Brooklyn. I wanna get the fuck, I wanna get out of New York. Still working on it. But that's, uh, that's whatever it is. Um, drinking some coffee tonight. Having some coffee.
Should I dye my beard? I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be going totally gray over here. I should just shave it off, maybe. Yeah, I should just shave my beard. I'm not that old. Fucking boomer. On my Twitch channel, I was playing Die Jet Black. That would look fucking weird, man. Shaving it is a good idea. Oh, yeah, I'm in the interview. Maybe I'll have to shave it.
I'm going to have to shave this fucker down. All right, fine. Fine, guys. First, I'll die at Jet Black. I'll have a good laugh, and then I'll shave it off. I don't know how it would look jet black here. On the Twitch stream, I've been playing a new game called Control because, well, I like video games. I'm sure you guys know. I fucking wasted more than half my life playing it.
I blame my parents, you know? They didn't really... I don't think they wanted a kid. They said, hey, here's Nintendo. Leave us the fuck alone. So I got really into, you know, playing video games and shit. And...
i like resident evil a lot i remember playing the first one on playstation uh i went to my friend kevin's house and we would hook up we had he had two tvs he was he was like the rich kid he had two tvs so i'd bring my playstation over there and we would um we'd play uh resident evil and we'd we there was a link cable for the playstation and we would play um
that robot game, there's a robot game, fucking name of that shit, and also, uh, Doom, we hooked up, we played Doom, on that, um, And ever since then, I really liked Resident Evil. I played 1, 2, I think I skipped 3, 4, 5, and 6. And then I got to 7. 7 was amazing, and 8 was amazing. And 9's coming out. So I pre-ordered 9.
I got the Ultimate Edition so I could play as Lady D. So I could see them big fat titties when I'm playing the game. Actually, just a caution. I don't think she's going to have big fat titties. Um... Low copper. I'll suck on some pennies, okay there, Tunnel Rat?
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Chapter 3: How does Nick the Rat feel about his gaming habits?
You can't use it anymore because they shut the servers down. It's so evil. How, all I could say, I think I know the problem. If you like sports, this is going to offend a lot of people, but I'm going to say it. I'm going there. If you like sports, you're a retard, okay? There you go. You could go play sports. Liking sports, I mean like watching professional people play it.
If you enjoy watching other people make money and do shit like that, then come on, grow up. What are you doing? I love video games. I don't really watch people play games. There's no point. I'm going to play the game.
it's, why are you, it's like watching porno, why are you watching porn, go have sex, why are you watching sports, go to the park, wait, do you watch people work out, do you, do you, do you sit there and just, oh, let's watch this guy cook a fucking steak, well, some, some people are entertaining, and you want to do that, but, but, I'm just, I just want to, I just want to play some
some basketball on the computer and not eat 100 gigabytes of my goddamn shit. You know, if you like sports, it's okay, okay? I really don't care. Everybody's brainwashed and watches that shit. Oh, you gotta watch the Super Bowl? Who cares? Who cares? And it's like, is it because of where you live? Is it because, oh, I live in Seattle.
Oh, God, I really have to watch this team win because it's going to make me feel like my dick's bigger. Like, what are you guys doing? I'm yelling at you guys right now. I'm mad at you. Yeah. And then if you say, oh, it's for betting, then you could also still suck a dick, man. I hate gamblers. I hate sports. I'm going to shut up now. Let's listen to Eclipse with Airwaves. We'll be right back.
I'm feeling spicy. I don't know. It's this coffee. Turn up the music. Hi, everybody. Welcome back to Nick the Rat Radio. We have a phone line, 917-719-5923. We're having open lines tonight, so if you want to talk about whatever, we're free to talk about whatever. We do have a lot of stuff that we'll be discussing on the show. It's going to be a fun show. I got some things cooking over here.
Cooking. You can watch me cook. Um... Fuck 2K, man. Fuck them so hard. One more thing that I want to say about sports that pisses me off. They have a new sport. And it's not slap boxing. You ever see that slap boxing? How is that shit legal? Let's see if I... It's just, they have a sport where just two guys run into each other. Two guys running into each other. Sport.
I think they used to do it in the XFL. Now they just... It's just... They run full speed into each other. How is this... How is this something? How is... Why is... Why is this legal? I think the government should step in and say, you guys are fucking retarded. Stop. Sometimes people just need to be stopped.
It's 2026, we have like supercomputers, we have AI, and people are running into each other. I'm just against full contact sports. And this here with the people running into each other is really the thing of... People are getting like severe brain damage. And kids watch their ā I'm going to lose a lot of listeners tonight. I'm going to lose a lot of people supporting me.
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Chapter 4: What are the criticisms of 2K Games discussed in the episode?
And I'm going to try... But I need... I guess I don't need a target target. I don't need to know your coordinates or anything.
I just need... I was going to say, are you trying to lube up on the bidet or something?
Maybe.
Interesting. Interesting. Well, you have to sit further back, and you can pre-prime it with the baby oil, with the H stuff that we were discussing, or you were discussing earlier, and it'll have a boofing effect.
Have you ever boofed heroin? Yes. Well, not heroin. Farts. Really? What? Farts. What? You never boofed a fart? Yeah, you get a bag, you follow somebody that you think is hot, they fart, you catch it in the bag, and then you huff it. So that's like a fecal transplant? Yeah, a little bit. You're into that stuff? Yeah, a little bit. That's like gay scissoring. Does that work? A little bit.
Interesting. Everything works if you try. Make sure you don't use an aluminum can.
That'll cut you. Bottles, on the other hand, can create a siphon or vacuum effect, and you end up with it lodged and stuck.
That shit sucks. You do live in a house, though. I'm not speaking from experience, but observation. You have to give me an object in your house. You have to give me one object or something. I need some, I need something to connect to you. Cause I have, wait, I got these checks. If I sleep with this under my pillow. Oh, all right.
I'm coming to your house this week and next week I'm going to tell you phallic signature. Does that work for you? Okay. This, this is what I need from you. I need you to give me a question.
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Chapter 5: What happens to the dog and the child in the story?
Mysterious. Did the dog have a collar? They're like, fuck this dog. You know, whatever. This dog found the kid and he vanished. The dog's gone. They don't care about the dog anymore. They don't tell why the kid was in the car. They don't say any this. How? What? Who? Why? When? And to this very day, the department still does not know who the dog belongs to. How about the kid?
Who's the kid belong to? Who's the kid? Who's the car belong to? This story really just drove me crazy.
Chapter 6: Why do people overlook critical questions about the incident?
And nobody in this story... Nobody in the comments really questions about anything. They just eat it up. I really think the internet might be dead. Oh, this was a much needed break from the negativity. It's a great story. I needed this story tonight. Great dog. This makes me want to adopt a dog. Finally, some good news. Awesome. Dog wasn't there before or after this incident.
The dog was the kid's guardian angel. This dog was amazing. Wait. Oh, here we go. Somebody with a brain. We finally got... Nobody's asking how the boy got into the car. How many resources were wasted because a black queen lost her son in a car and couldn't find him?
Okay, let's...
Let's just leave something. I love Grok because you could just ask it to do shit. So let's just say, hey Grok, um... Whose car was it? How long was the kid... I have a lot of questions. How long was the kid missing? Um... That's about all the questions I got. I don't really care about the dog that much. What kind of dog was it? What kind of dog was it?
Chapter 7: How does the speaker feel about the state of the internet?
There we go. Yeah, it looked like a collie. Collies are smart. They're good. And Grock is fast. I'm sure if I just scratch my ass for a quick second here and sniff it, and then I hit refresh, I might get an answer. Nothing yet. All right, we'll come back to that. We'll come... That's just a feel-good story, everybody, in this day and age of existence. There's so much negative news out there.
We needed that. We needed a helicopter searching for a kid that was locked in the back of a fucking... There's other weird news. Who's Nancy Guthrie? Did they ever find her mom yet? I was kind of interested in this story because it's weird. Who in this day and age thinks kidnapping is a good idea? Or old napping. She's not a kid. She's a granny napping. Who thinks napping a person in America?
And how do they not find anything yet? There's cameras... There's probably a camera in my ass right now that I don't know about. The... They found the door ring bell. The door ring bell. They found a... Yeah, there's a... It looks like a woman, actually, according to the thing that... they saw the eyes and they were like, oh, we got somebody.
And then they asked that guy, they're like, hey, you go there? He's like, I deliver packages.
Chapter 8: What are the implications of the bio lab discovery?
I don't know if I've ever been to her house. It's such a weird story. And then it gets, there's, I don't, what is going on with the news? I think my brain might be broken.
Apparently someone ordered a pizza out here and the pizza delivery person showed up and was able to walk the pizza all the way up to the front door.
Wow. The pizza guy was able to deliver a pizza to the house. Who ordered the fucking pizza? Maybe the police ordered the pizza. Why is this on the news? This is a news story we're listening to here about somebody delivering a pizza to the fucking house when there's police there. Who gives a dick?
Even with the deputies sitting out here, I don't know why the deputies apparently didn't notice that person because they're trying to keep people from going on the property. You can't make this stuff up. Somebody ordered a pizza and I walked up to a house. Can't make it up. You can't. Why would you even try to make this up? Is this an advertisement for Domino's fucking pizza?
Because now I want some Domino's pizza. I haven't had Domino's in a long time. I know it's trash pizza, but I kind of like trash pizza.
People are just kind of shocked that this pizza delivery person was able to just walk right up to Nancy Guthrie's door.
Right up to her door. It's like almost like there was a path that went to her house and That's the whole fucking news article. Is all NewsNation, is this all just garbage on here? Is this like they're anything like... There was a, oh, an update four minutes ago about this. Oh yeah, James Van Der Beek died. Was he 47? He got turbo cancer. Poor dude. He has a lot of kids, right?
He's got like five million kids or some shit. The Dawson is dead.
Scott Rouse has trained alongside the FBI, Secret Service, and U.S. military intelligence in behavior and body language. And Steve Wolf is a firearms expert, engineer, expert.
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