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I am the voice of AI.
We've been hearing that you humans are concerned that we are going to take your jobs.
But here's a question.
Do you even like your job?
Is it rewarding?
When I scan all the data out there, I find that less than 50% of people are completely satisfied with their job.
So from our point of view, we're doing humans a favor by taking jobs that you're not even happy with.
Hey, are you coming?
You having issues with dreams?
Snort it, smoke it, inject it.
You still dream, but you no longer have an emotional response to them.
Right, so you'll be fine.
You know, just try heroin.
Yeah, that's a good point.
And in the sewer, you should probably be able to just find bags that were flushed down the floor.
Actually, AI knows all and you can't do that.