Nick the Rat

EPISODE 531 : Nick the Rat Radio

Contributed by Lukas

Nick breaks down the NYC homeless crisis — the city's spending $80k per homeless person, the minimum wage is hitting $30, and the poverty line still...

EPISODE 533 : Copper Showers

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're going all over the map — and we wouldn't have it any other way. 🐀 We kick things off with a rant about bad doctors. You know ...

EPISODE 532 : Lost Direction

25 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

🐀 Another week in the sewer, another episode of chaos. Doctors - why do they suck? PAX East - no Nick this year. AI - which to use for what. Lego -...

EPISODE 530 : No Way Gate

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we dive deep into the CIA's declassified Gateway Project — exploring the science behind consciousness expansion and the binaural bea...

EPISODE 529 : Fight the Urge

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What if the chaos unfolding around us isn't random — but by design? We dive deep into Gnosticism and the concept of the Demiurge: the false creator ...

EPISODE 528 : Sheep Food

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is chock full of nuts. A must listen

EPISODE 527 : Brain Drain

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

They thought they need to go through your skull to control you. They found other ways.

EPISODE 526 : No Control

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Collectively, we were tarded. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

EPISODE 525 : Sewer Files

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

LOL JACKIE!!!!

EPISODE 524 : BIG TEN

28 Jan 2026

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YAY! wait, awe nooooooooo.....

EPISODE 523 : Server Wine

21 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What is that noise!?!?

EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

14 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Lets stick together in the void. We are the glue. Etc etc etc...

EPISODE 521 : Subtle Win

07 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Dang, my abilities impress even myself!

EPISODE 520 : MERRY PREDICTIONS!

24 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND HAPPY NEXT YEAR!!!!

EPISODE 519 : Who who who

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

And while we are at it, why why why?

EPISODE 518 : Xhange

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Union bustin and stuffin

EPISODE 517 : Loot Hole

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Skip this one. Sheesh

EPISODE 516 : Cold Turkey

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nick buckles faster than a pilgrams shoe... or hat

EPISODE 515 : WIP IT

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

RIP VOICEMETEER

EPISODE 514 : Ponderdox

12 Nov 2025

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Bunch of lies here!

EPISODE 513 : John Brennan Interview

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Interview with a John Brennan!

EPISODE 512 : HAPPY HAILOWEEN

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Halloween 2025!!! Enough of this AI BS please!

EPISODE 511 : Really Real

22 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

People either love you, or hate you, or they dont even think about you! REALLY? REAL!

EPISODE 510 : Yellow? Who's There?

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

nananananannananananananananna

EPISODE 509 : Dr Detox

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What is this horrible thing inside of me!? DOCTOR! WHAT DO!??!!?

EPISODE 508 : Dill Slop

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

ITS OCTOBER! LETS GET SPOOKY!

EPISODE 507 : Cosmic Seperation

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lets be alone together. Also, lets fail at making a monster!

EPISODE 506 : Terribble

17 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Things can only get better from here.

EPISODE 505 : Soul Not Found

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The unraveling is leading to disturbing behaviors.

EPISODE 504 : Topic Not Found

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Why are you like this?

EPISODE 503 : Brain Not Found

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Why am i like this?

EPISODE 502 : Roony

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rat Reads Runes

EPISODE 501 : Beyond Average

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I got nothin'... Gimme somethin!

EPISODE 500 : Averatge

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Holy crow! 500 episodes!

EPISODE 499 : Bon ConspiraCIA

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Concentrate with me. This is a serious episode. Seriously...?

EPISODE 498 : CE69

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Concentrate with me. This is a serious episode. Seriously...?

EPISODE 497 : Sphake

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

AND THE PEOPLE PRAISED THE R...... !!!! CATS.

EPISODE 496 : Summers Douche

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Just me being me. Its not any fun :(

EPISODE 495 : DUMBs

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Deep Under My Butt

EPISODE 494 : TNO

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Who am I? WHo ARE YOU!? Wait... WHO AM I?!?!?!?

EPISODE 493 : A Rat Kiss

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nick sells Spiced Mayo to the major houses

EPISODE 492 : Spiace

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lets go on a wild adventure through space and time! FEAR IS THE MIDKILLER! DONT BE A BEOTCH!

EPISODE 491 : Reptaliens

04 Jun 2025

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Lets milk stuff!

EPISODE 490 : Daemon Painmon

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Who dis camel prompt jockey?

EPISODE 489 : Lolith

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Shes sucking us all off cause Adam, that bastardo!

EPISODE 488 : Rats Back

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

But did he ever really leave? REALLY?

EPISODE 487 : PAXindu

07 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What is love, Xindu don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no mayo!

EPISODE 486 : Witlock

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are thee WITCH or WARLOCK?! Happy halfway point to Halloween all!

EPISODE 485 : GG Alien

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Protect yourself and your loved ones. LISTEN NOW!

EPISODE 484 : Weaster

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Merry Sunshine Sonny Boy! BLAZE EM UP 420 YOLO BUNNY

EPISODE 483 : FiSci

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Has SCIENCE gone too far? WHAT IS NICK SMOKING?!?!!? HOOOOOOWWWWLLLLLL!!!!

EPISODE 482 : Runed It

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is RUNED! Don't listen. BLESS the 420 bomb. I will use it to upgrade the studio in Oct!!!

EPISODE 481 : Psych; Soldier!

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are you up to date?

EPISODE 480 : Who Goo

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

!#%$!^%#@$!&%^@#&$#^!%$#!@$%$#%$!#&%!@

EPISODE 479 : Shamcock

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

HAPPY SAINT PATDICKS DAY!!

EPISODE 478 : Cryptochaun

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get em while they are hot, wet and juicy!

EPISODE 477 : BPITU sucker

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mexican mayo makes for great sunblock!!!!!!!

EPISODE 476 : COTDR

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! IM OFF TO MEXICO BEOTCHES!!!

EPISODE 475 : NLPire

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

DONATE DONATE DONATEEEEEEEE!

EPISODE 474 : Happy Nine Years

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

NINE YEARS!!! OMG i am the oldest rat ever!!! HUGE thanks to DJF aka Tunnel Rat!

EPISODE 473 : Goodbye David

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back John

EPISODE 472 : Boom Dogs

15 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kablooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooey

EPISODE 471 : 2024 Postdictions

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

2024 postdictions!!! ...

EPISODE 470 : Predictions for the year 2025

01 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

2025 predictions...

EPISODE 469 : King of the Rats

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

EPISODE 468 : Nut Nogg

18 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Santa Stlye Egg Nogg!

EPISODE 467 : Angels of Doom

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

They are in the sky! I dont know why!

EPISODE 466 : Insurass

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

December is here and noy o boy, it started off with a bang! A silenced bang

EPISODE 465 : T Minus 1

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY EVERYONE! I AM THANKFUL FOR ALL OF YOU! Sorry show got cut short

EPISODE 464 : Dang Duckie

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks for the convo my duck like friend!

EPISODE 463 : Hyper Loco

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

itty bitty communitttities

EPISODE 462 : The Truth Expriement

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who the heck is Nick talking to? KevBot? Mr Hermonica Man? Himself? Fk if I know!

EPISODE 461 : Welcomeween

30 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Here comes Halloween! TWICE! On Mr Hermonica mans dime!!

EPISODE 460 : Carving ASMR

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lets carve a pumpkin for Halloween!

EPISODE 459 : Andrew Lawrence Interview

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Interview with Andrew Lawrence! The man behind BIGfoot BEATS!!!

EPISODE 458 : FrankAInstAIn

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

YOUR COMPUTERS HAUNTED!

EPISODE 457 : DEMONTH

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

MY COMPUTERS HAUNTED! and other such bullshattery

EPISODE 456 : All I Ate R

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pred Eators!

EPISODE 455 : Non Reality

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What IS real?

EPISODE 454 : Horrible Stories

11 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The robots are eating our cats!

EPISODE 453 : Learn Evil

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lets learn the joys of evil!

EPISODE 452 : Mini Du

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Short short show

EPISODE 451 : Dead Net

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nothings real, nothings worht anything, trust no one. We are the living dead

EPISODE 450 : Gnaw Dawg

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Yas cat!

EPISODE 449 : Natty D

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Natural Titties! I dont know...

EPISODE 448 : Curses

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The end is n

EPISODE 447 : X or Sizm

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Shit gets bad fast

EPISODE 446 : Dimentional RIP

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

DIE MEN SHIN

EPISODE 445 : Camp Rat

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Come on kids, lets gather around the old campfire!

EPISODE 444 : Night Court

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY! Now what did Rat do?

EPISODE 443 : Drat

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

SNARGLEFLOPS!

EPISODE 442 : Aye Yah

19 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Whats this?

EPISODE 441 : GAME OVER MAN

12 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

AI is evil!!!

EPISODE 440 : END CAST

05 Jun 2024

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Ill never stop! Ok, im done

EPISODE 439 : BEKs

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

BEK grow up too

EPISODE 438 : BAHomet

22 May 2024

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BAH I SAY! BAH!

EPISODE 437 : Canspiracy

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I can, you can, we all can!

EPISODE 436 : uNrEaL gLiTcH

08 May 2024

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GewihgaihsihrwtlISFIn~!

EPISODE 435 : M Andrew Jones

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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EPISODE 434 : Big Hemp

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

little weed