Chapter 1: What is the surprise mentioned in the beginning?
What you got, a little surprise for me?
Chapter 2: What is Dr. Slurpsaddle's famous tonic?
Dr. Slurpsaddle's famous tonic. To be taken internally or externally for pain and neuritis, neuralgia, headache. If hit by a truck, call your physician. Alcoholic content, 98%.
Boy, she was happy. Hi, everybody. Welcome. I'm going to talk like Chef John. I don't know if you ever watched Chef John. If you ever experienced Chef John from Food Wishes. He is an amazing chef. But, boy, oh, boy. The way he talks. This is the way he talks. Every sentence he says.
starts off high comes down low and he's a he lives in new york city i did not know this but if i was in the presence of chef john i would go to his house and i would let him cook for me so if if you know who he is that might have been slightly funny for you if not then you have no um Episode 503 of Dick the Rat Radio. Let's see what we could cook up tonight.
Yeah, there was a Homegrown Hits tonight there, NetNet. They were running late. They made me scared. I thought I got fired from the No Agenda stream. Yeah, you missed it. The most famous Olsen twin. And it was a good show. It was a good show. Hogging the stream. They scared me. I was posting around. I was crying. I was like, Adam, Adam doesn't love me anymore. Yeah.
Episode 503 of Nick the Rat Radio. It's Wednesday night. It's 10 p.m. Do you know where your children are? I hope you do because I think school started, right? Is tonight or tomorrow the school day, everybody? Yeah, Adam only loves Jesus.
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Chapter 3: How does Chef John influence the conversation?
That's all he loves these days is J.C. Maybe that's why maybe John Dvorak kind of got in his mind and was like, you'll love me. And then he got the he was having a weird fever dream and he saw JC from John C. Dvorak and then just was like, Jesus Christ. Isn't it weird that he got that name?
like then again his name wasn't jesus christ it was like jesus of nazareth but was that like was was his mom mary of nazareth was that the whole deal or was it joseph of nazareth and he met mary of the bronx and they fornicated actually they didn't for me okay i don't know what how much of the I was flipping through Netflix and for some reason, I don't know, there was a movie about a donkey.
It was a cartoon. I guess actually now that I'm thinking about it, I think that was like a real story, right? Like Jesus had a donkey or Joseph had a donkey. There was like a fucking ā was it Dominic? Maybe it was Dominic the donkey. I don't know. But ā and ā And it's like a kid's movie. I just put it on because I was watching it. And then I got to the point... I was cracking my ass off.
Because this... Mary is chilling and, you know, a star comes down and goes up her dress. And she's like, ooh. And she's like, how am I going to explain this to Joseph? I don't know. Good luck. And I'm like, this is a very strange cartoon going on here. I don't know what's happening. And then I turned that shit off. I didn't finish watching it. I don't know what happened with the donkey.
Hope he had a good time. Donkey show. John Carpenter um everything is coming together in a weird way in a weird weird way we have a lot to talk about tonight there is no uh show tonight you know what I'm saying like you know sometimes there's like a thing that like I thought oh tonight we're gonna be talking about Medusa or tonight we can be talking about This or that.
Fuck it, I threw that all in the wind. Tonight, we're just talking. If you're watching the video, you can see my beautiful Lego set that I have. So you know it's real. I'm going to shoot that ghost with an IR laser. Not like having an IR laser. Actually, it's not an IR, it's VR. No, it's a UV laser. and having something that glows in the dark.
I highly suggest you guys pick up like a laser that I could shoot and make things glow in the dark. And you see that the video is frozen. You guys think I'm crazy right now. Hold on one second. Let me get this. Let me unfreeze this video so I could, uh,
seem less crazy to everybody here, let me, uh, go back here, here we go, here we go, okay, got the live footage, boom, boom, look at that, blasting that fucking ghost right in his face, there we go, give him that glow, give him that glow, you can't tell right now, he's glowing like a, he's glowing like a pickle, all right, ahem, all right, everybody,
Tonight I'm drinking Michelob Ultra because it only has 2.6 carbs and 95 calories. I'm sad about this. But cheers. Tastes like seltzer. You know, let's start the music up. Oh, also, I was joking about not having a topic. We're going to be talking about the mysteries of the universe and the hidden energies that lie within you. Yeah, I could have done that, Radix23.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of the school year starting?
That's horrifying, man. Imagine just like some old lady sitting on your chest smiling at you. Like when she's squatting. Like if she's not wearing any pants or anything. I mean, it's like either her asshole or her vag hole or the part in between. Is that called a taint on a woman? I know a dude, the part between your balls and your ass is the taint.
But is the part between your vag and your ass the taint as well? Do girls have taints? Do girls have taints is the episode tonight we're going to be talking about. If girls have taints or not. Give me a call at 917-719-5923 and let me know if you do or if you taint. Have one. Many man's with Synthwave. Let's listen. We'll be right back. Dear God, I'm going to get kicked off the internet tonight.
Don't answer the phone. Don't play the voice messages. Don't be a spook, Nick. How do I know? Because I know because it's KRS-One. Yes, and I know. And I know. And I know.
Man, stick to your harmonica. Because he's dropping, dropping knowledge.
I'm just a scientist degree with a whole lot of knowledge and intelligence. I'm smart. And I know. How do I know? Because I know because of KRS-One. Yeah, listen, I know. How do I know, Nicholas?
I know because of KRS-One. Yes, and I know. KRS-One.
I know because of KRS-One. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, and I know. Whoop, whoop. How do I know?
I know KRS-One now.
I said I know because I love it so real. It's so real to me.
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Chapter 5: How does reliance on technology affect our daily lives?
I've thought about it. I just fucking rely on my cell phone like a fucking bastard.
You should get a Casio.
Yeah. I'm telling you, man, your world will change, man. Yeah, that keeps good time, you know.
You should get a Casio watch. I'm telling you, your life will change.
Chapter 6: What unique perspectives do people have about time?
You're not going to even understand how it's going to change.
Hey, Nick, you know what I love about time? Like, when people ask me what time it is, and I tell them, like, in fractions or, like, percentages, like, you know, like,
quarter past eight like yeah well 18 minutes is like 30 percent after the hour 30 percent after what hour though you have to name the hour 30 percent after nine o'clock or whatever you say whatever tonight it's 11 i don't know do you say like it's 8 30 percent no i'm just saying like 18 minutes is 30 percent of an hour i know but then so do you say it's 30 percent after it's 30 percent after eight
Well, whichever hour it is, you know what I mean?
What is 50 minutes after 8? What is the percentage of 50 minutes? That would be like 90% of 8.
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Chapter 7: What are the challenges of working in a family-owned business?
Well, 10 minutes is like 16.66%. Subtract that from 100 and then you got like 83.333 or something like that.
Can you do math really well in your head?
Yeah.
You could do percentages? Do you see it? Do you see, like, little chunks? Like, how do you... Or do you just see the numbers?
I visualize the numbers, too.
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Chapter 8: How can personal experiences shape our understanding of reality?
Yeah, I mean, yeah. Well, I mean, like, as a carpenter, you know, like, you have to be able to do math. Like, when I was, like, framing and sheeting a roof, like, putting the plywood on the roof and stuff, I couldn't just sit there with a calculator and try to figure everything out. It's like, you better be able to just do it, you know?
Huh.
Just do it.
And like, I mean, I've seen other guys that are way better than me. I'm not trying to brag.
Do we ever discuss sun things? Solar panels? Do we ever talk about solar panels?
We might have. There was one time that my buddy had to climb up on a roof that like the whole roof was like a Tesla roof. With, like, all the glass, like, panels on the roof, you know? Okay. The whole entire roof was, like, a Tesla glass panel sucking... Did he wear suction cups on his... And that poor guy had to get up there and, like, sweat his ass off because it was hot as fuck.
Was he using suction cups?
Like... No, it had, like, a texture to it. Like, you couldn't even use suction cups if you wanted to. Hmm. It fucking, it sucked. Well, I mean, it was only, like, a 4-12 pitch. It was, like, a fairly mild pitch, you know?
Like, if you wanted to, if you laid in the right position, you could probably take a nap up there, but, like, it's still, because, like, being the glass panels, like, he was sliding down them, and it was hot. Like, I'm not kidding. It was, like, Florida summer, you know? So, like, it was, like, probably melting his fucking shorts while he was trying to, you know, stay up there.
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