Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
I've practiced and I've gotten good. Like you in the weather business. But I don't predict it. Nobody does, because it's just wind. It's wind. It blows all over the place. What the fuck? Just wind. It's all over the damn place. Uh, this is Nick the Rat Radio. I am Nick the Rat. This is, uh, January 1st. Not January 1st. January 7th. Hold on one sec. What's going on here?
It's a new year, everybody. It's 2026. That just sounds weird to say. We're in a whole fucking new year. everybody we are in the year 2026 january 7th 2026 10 o'clock at night i think holy shit um cheers everybody to the to the new year and to drinking water Yeah, I'm sorry. Last week, I didn't have an episode. I was busy, okay? I was celebrating. I was watching Stranger Things, okay? Wow.
Wow, Stranger Things. Did you know that Episode 9 is coming out? Or was it Episode... There's a new episode coming out, a hidden one. Coming out on the 9th, so January 9th. Make sure you tune in for when Vecna's spell on the viewer goes away. And we just see that the Duffer Brothers are horrible writers. What's going on? Is Twitch, is there an issue with the Twitch stream, anybody?
Is that what I'm hearing? Am I hearing this correctly? Let me load up Twitch. I don't even know if I'm not in the Twitch chat, am I? Let me go there. Bop-a-dee-boop-ski-pee creator dashboard. Yo, we good, yo. We good. Man, I got to get a different, my mouse is so you can hear the clicks. I do have a silent mouse somewhere. Just not there. Then you hear my chair and everything.
Do I have the noise filter on? Can you just hear every little fart that I make right now? No, I have the gates on. Eh, whatever.
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Chapter 2: What predictions were made for the new year?
People are really saying that Twitch is stuttering. I'm going to check this out. I'm going to actually load up Twitch. We're going to watch this because I keep hearing reports of this. Is the audio on Twitch stuttering? That might just be me fucking around in my pants. Whatever I'm doing here. Let me go back to my stream. Where's twitch.tv? Slash Nick the Rat.
We're going to listen to see the echo. Slash Nick the Rat. This is fine, Radix. Listen to see the echo. Man, I think Radix is just tripping.
This is fine, Radix.
He's, uh, he's doing drugs. Stop it, Radix. Man, I think Radix is just tripping. This is fine, Radix. He's, uh, he's doing drugs. I don't know if my voice is loud enough. That might not be my, my, uh, I might be coming in low. I don't know. Whatever. I think it's good enough. You don't need to have me shitting in your ears.
Chapter 3: How does the discussion about Stranger Things unfold?
Anyway, um, let's get back to, I'm gonna, I'm gonna talk about, um, stranger things for a minute. Um, uh, spoilers ahead. So if you don't want to hear about stranger things or whatever, uh, um, Either way, the first season of Stranger Things is beautiful. You should go watch the first season and enjoy it and then just turn it off. And then you'd be doing yourself a good job. I didn't hate it.
I always, whenever there was the new season, I'd watch it, but I knew it sucked. I was like, this is some garbage TV. They let the writers listen to the audience? Like, hey, we're going to make a TV show. But basically the viewer is going to make it, though. Now, the viewer didn't make the first season. That's why the first season was good. The creators had an idea. They had a vision.
They did a thing. And then people are like, oh, we like this bullshit. And they're like, oh, you like the bullshit? Okay, well, here's the bullshit. And then it just gets shitty. I don't like that they did what they did when they did what they did. Yeah, yeah. Am I in the chat here? Hi. Yeah, that works. Cool. All right, let me get out of there. Bye.
There's so much... If there was another episode that was hidden that they didn't show, I would be... I'd be shocked. I could see them actually doing it. Because the show is... These 14-year-old kids go around with M16s and they're blowing away military personnel and cold-bloodedly murdering people. And then at the end of the show, they get captured by the military.
And then 18 months later, they're graduating. And Cooper, the guy that really does not want to be there, he's a sheriff again. The guy died. Well, he said he died. He disappeared. He killed a shitload of people in the military. Now he's the sheriff again. It's just, it's crazy how that works. Will is gay. And the other thing that really was annoying was the giant monster at the end.
It was decent looking. It was kind of cool. Nobody cares about Stranger Things, but I just have one more thing I have to say about it. How the hell did they climb up that giant mountain? How did they climb up that mountain? So quick. They're like, hey man, shit's up there. We gotta go up there. I'm like, how are they gonna get up there? And then the next scene they're up there. It was so...
So dumb. Like, that show needed to just stay small. Just keep it small. Have fun with a smaller idea. Making it big was dumb. I started watching more... Pluribus, though. The Pluribus show? It's still slow as fuck, but I hate it a little bit less. I think the first two or three or four episodes of it, the lady in it, she's supposed to be annoying, and she is very annoying in the show.
It's just like, oh man. I don't know if I could keep watching this. But she gets a little more
dealable and the show becomes a little bit more interesting the more i watch it so yeah i'm back on that and now you know all the things that i've been watching oh actually i was watching um midnight express i started to watch it but then i turned it off i gotta watch it again the the first scene was had me sweating man um i was like man i know what that feels like trying to sneak onto an airplane strapped to the nines with brown brown no i i never done that um
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Chapter 4: What are the predictions for the year 2025?
What's the shirt? The shirt is just baggy. Whoa, it's making me look really big in these pants. Wearing sweatpants. Okay, look. KS, thank you. I hope you're doing well. I hope you enjoy the show. I hope I am delivering you the best product.
that i could because you do do you do donate a lot uh and so does dv dv you also are there a lot if there's something you guys would like to tell me or um or maybe you guys are ladies i don't know i i'm not gonna dox you if you would like to um I'll dance for 420. All right. Thank you so much, DV. Happy New Year to you as well. Let's see. We have... Oh, this is a big one.
Oh boy, everybody. $69.99.
Somebody's going to get a Fatboy Hitachi nuclear vibrator in their stocking this year. Happy holidays in the sewer from NW. Now, I don't know if NW is... Anyway, yeah, NW, because that's how we're doing. I'm not getting all confused with donation names. Like when... I forget Tejanta used to donate, but he would put... Because, you know, when you donate through PayPal, your real name is there.
And I would read the initials, and he's like, No, man, it's Tejanta. And I'm like, well, just put it in the note. Put it in the note. If you want me to say it, put it in the note. But... Thank you, NW. NW, you are amazing. And I hope your holidays went really well. Mine went okay. I didn't really get any presents. I got a couple of things. Nothing too crazy. This year was probably...
And it just went by really fast. The holiday is going... Everything is speeding up. Not slowing down. I gotta start trying to bring the fun back into these time periods. Especially when there's no alcohol involved. I'm telling you, man. Not drinking is boring as hell. Yeah. So if you have a beverage with you right now, cheers. I'll have a little bit of Thank you. Ooh, $5.
This one comes from, who is this from? This is hard to see here. JS. JS with a $5 donation. Thank you so much, JS. I hope you are having a lovely new year as well, and I hope that you are having a good time. I don't think I've ever seen you donate before, so thank you so much, JS, for the fivers.
Stay tuned for more predictions, so you know that the ones that I made just now are going to be really right, because the last ones I made last time are really... Anyway, let's read more donations here. We got more to go through. We got DM with 433. 433. Now, what kind of code is that, people? If you see some 33 numbers around, does that make you think of anything?
I know 1111, that's like, is it supposed to donate to Nick the Rat or something, if you see that? But I think 33 is... A lucky number. Especially if you're going to be blowing up small nations. I think. I don't know. Thank you so much for the $5. We have J.O. with 420. J.O., thank you. I've seen you around for a while. Thank you for doing the donation subscription requested amount.
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Chapter 5: What predictions about the future are discussed in this segment?
I guess that's good for Darren O. Darren is not going to be pelted by fire. No. Okay. Alright, here we go.
Whoa. 24!
A sub, a subl, subtl, subtl, how do you, subtl, sub, subtl, subtl, subtl, subtl, subtl, subtl, subtl, subtl, subtl. Why is there a B in that word? It is subtle, right? Fucking silent ass B's all up in here. Can't we stop that shit? A subtle shift in design of the U.S. currency will bring attention to the pyramid on the $1 bill.
It contains an encoded timeline that predicts major world events, including a winning lottery number. Including winning lottery numbers. All right, let's pop this into the old looking fine to see if this is true. And the prediction is no.
Fuck.
All right. No. Okay. I'm not going to cry. I'm a big boy. I can handle missing a couple predictions. You know, people are like, can't get any wrong. You're getting predictions wrong. It doesn't take away from the fact that we have 7 out of 22, which is not bad, out of 25. A giant underwater earthquake will cause a tsunami and wipe out a million or two.
All right, what a giant underwater earthquake and. Um, and let's not say a million people and kill people a, uh, all right, now I'll put it in. I'll put in the prediction. It was a million or two. I was going to get really, you know, on the Eastern Asian seaboard. Let's pop that in and see if that happened. There was no giant underwater earthquakes in 2025.
really there was no there were none at all no tsunamis in 2025 on the eastern asian coast so i don't care okay no how about killed one okay not even one person right it was one up by kamachakata come in come in chakata kam cha ka here's what did happen in kamacha a huge july 2025 kamacha earthquake okay did anybody die There was no confirmed reports of large-scale loss of life.
But did anybody die? So, yes, massive earthquake and tsunami event occurred near Camacho in 2025, and generally, okay, no, it did not wipe. But did it kill anybody? I'm going to take this as a hit. You know, because between... There were no confirmed deaths at all from the Camacho earthquakes or the tsunami? Holy shit. And here I am being all scared of these things.
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Chapter 6: How does the discussion about AI predictions unfold?
Wait, there were fires in the Chicago over the summer of 2025. Fuck yeah. No evidence of fires linked to protests causing widespread destruction. Wow. Just small fires. But yes. All right. Wow. All right. This is pretty good. All right. So we are seven, eight, nine, nine out of 27. Correct. Nine out of 27.
Guess what that is, guys?
Chapter 7: What are the outcomes of the predictions made in the episode?
33%. There we go. Fucking magic number. All right, we're going to listen to a quick voicemail, and then we're going to listen to some music, and then we're going to come back and listen to the smooth voice of Nick the Rat. Oh, Nick wouldn't know. You want to go down to the sewer. Nick, Nick, Nick. Merry Langevinus. Happy Christmas, Christmas. And happy birthday, baby Jesus.
And hello, Nicholas the Rickless Radicus Baticus. I am a chatterbox because we have very good coffee in the city. And it's late at night, and late night, lady night night, we drink very good coffee. Because why would you drink the bad stuff? We drink it, we smoke it, we roll it, we shoot it, we plug it, we poop it. And we'll sell it to you. Just kidding. It's not for sale. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ho, ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. And a rat, rat, rat, rat, rat. You're building a rat ship here. Dial 917-719-5923.
Chapter 8: What reflections are shared about the New Year's celebrations?
East to the Rockies. Dial 917-719-5923. West to the Rockies. Dial 917-719-5923. Above the Rockies. Call... 917-719-5923 And the Poconos call 917-719-5923 From the Sea of Tranquility call 917-719-5923 And don't forget to put in the planet code And from Memphis call 917-719-5923 And from Underground in Haiti call 9-1-7, 7-1-9, 5-9-2-3. And from the sewer call, 9-1-7, 7-1-9, 5-9-2-3.
And then hang up really fast and see if it rings. And then talk to your own sewer stewie stewich self. And from the library call, 9-1-7, 7-1-9, 5-9-2-3. Do it quiet, you rude fuck. And from your harmonica call, Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip. Oh, it's full of... You can call 917-719-5923, but you do not get it, sir. And if you do indeed not get it, sir, call 917-719-5923.
And in the year 2025, call 917-719-5923. And from 2026, call 917-719-5923. Want to take a ride? Sit your hunky ass on Nick's little tickly whiskers.
That guy has a point. Oh, Nick the Rat, you're dreamy.
that guy's a point let's listen to escp with magenta metropolis
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, stupid machine. Anyway, I woke up a little while ago. I had to deal with Social Security and all kinds of crazy stuff that I don't want to get into, but here's what I want to do. I want to wish everybody a wonderful Happy New Year. You know, everybody in the store chat, everybody just, you know, within the sound of my voice. I'm going to try and
I'm sure I'll fuck it up, but I'm going to try to do a completely alcohol-free thing. So we'll see how that goes. But, hey, I just woke up a while ago, and I just made this happen. So, again, I'm not telling people what to do. If you want to get fucked up, do the fuck what you want to fucking want to do. I don't care. Just be careful, be safe, be in a good place. All right. Much love.
Hey, Nick, I just want to tell you, whatever you do, enjoy it, man. Whether it's smoking pot or, you know, doing whatever, you do it. I hope it's the best fucking year of your fucking life. So I'll say again, fuck. And we can all say fuck. All right, dude, I need to get some food because if I fucking don't get some fucking food... Well, it's not going to go well.
Water is definitely the first thing I need to do.
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