Aisha
👤 Speaker
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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
And then I got this serious urge to take a big dump.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
It is.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
Yeah.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
So that all was happening previously.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
It kind of empties you out.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
So that already happened.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
The evacuating kind of happened.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
So I was kind of like, why do I have to go to the bathroom again?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
I thought that was over.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
This is so embarrassing.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
I can't show up at the hospital with pants full of poo.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
looking around for like a diaper or a bag or a towel or something.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
I don't know what I was going to do, but I'm panicked.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
As soon as I stopped panicking, it subsided.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
The urge went away.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
And I was like, oh, perfect.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
But a couple minutes later, another contraction comes and I'm like, oh man, I gotta poo again.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
What is going on?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
And then I'm like, geez whiz, something's coming out.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy
And it's not...