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Aisha

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
380 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I am very uncomfortable.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I was squirming in my seat.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I was sticking my head out the window to try to like cool off to get some fresh air.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And then I got this serious urge to take a big dump.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

So that all was happening previously.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

It kind of empties you out.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

So that already happened.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

The evacuating kind of happened.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

So I was kind of like, why do I have to go to the bathroom again?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I thought that was over.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

This is so embarrassing.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I can't show up at the hospital with pants full of poo.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

looking around for like a diaper or a bag or a towel or something.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I don't know what I was going to do, but I'm panicked.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

As soon as I stopped panicking, it subsided.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

The urge went away.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And I was like, oh, perfect.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

But a couple minutes later, another contraction comes and I'm like, oh man, I gotta poo again.