Akash Singh
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Can you pick it off?
Skin cancer is one of the rougher ones to get sympathy for, too, right?
Yeah, I guess we will.
William, you seen the new Barbie movie?
One more time for William Montgomery, everybody.
Here he is right here.
William Montgomery, dressed like a guy who works at a bowling alley but is also going to kill himself on his last day of work.
A couple of jokes down here, a couple about William.
I said, William looks like you have sex with girls and then you give them fleas.
I thought that was funny.
Said, probably say that again to myself later.
William lies a lot, mostly on cardboard boxes at bus stops.
So put that one in the keeper kink.
Let's see, Tony, Tony Hinchcliffe.
Tony, how can we call this Kill Tony?
You look like you died two weeks ago.
All right, sounded better in my head on the drive over.
Tony, you look like the second coolest kid in homeschool.