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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Hey, this is Red Band and you're listening to the Death Squad Podcast Network. This episode of Kill Tony and every episode of Kill Tony can be found at DeathSquad.TV. There you can also find everything Death Squad, including ShopSquad.TV for merchandise and the Sunset Strip Comedy Club in Austin, Texas. Links to that are at DeathSquad.TV. Tony has his own website, TonyHinchcliffe.com.
He's on tour. He's everywhere. Go to TonyHinchcliffe.com. Kill Tony has merch, KillTonyMerch.com. And don't forget, if you missed the Kia Forum or the YouTube Theater shows, you can watch the replay, get your tickets at KillTonyLive.com. And now, here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Hey, this is Redneck coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Get up for Tony!
Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh? You did it. You're at the number one live podcast in the world. Kill Tony brought to you by Talkspace and Squarespace. Speaking of space, the great Red Band's here, ladies and gentlemen. Taking up so much. Taking up space. How exciting. How about a hand for the best goddamn band in the land, huh? Raul Vallejo. Carlos Sosa.
Fernando Castillo. Nachos Belgrande. Michael Gonzalez on the drums. Eli Menendez. This is a fucking, sounds like a migraine bus. Matt Muehling on the electric. And the great and powerful Dee Madness on the bass guitar. You guys are here on a really special night.
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Chapter 2: How does Tony promote his website and upcoming shows?
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You guys ready to start tonight's episode or what? Oh, well, well. You know, one of the things that I love about this show, and I always say this, not always, but sometimes I do a little brag slash proud thing.
which is like, you know, I think we were one of the first ones to really shove Tim Dillon in front of everybody and shove Shane Gillis in front of everybody and really, like, proudly feature these guys before the whole world knew about them. We're doing it again. Another great top Young Rising comedian in the world with a brand-new special out called Gaslit and also joining him, he is indeed...
the reigning, defending, undisputed, undefeated 2023 Guest of the Year. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Akash singing Dr. Phil! He's back in the flesh for the first time since New Year's Eve.
Yeah, baby.
We're back. Feeling good. Dr. Phil starting his own network, running a media empire. A lot going on. We've missed you since New Year's Eve. What's going on?
Well, Heath Quarters gave me HPV a couple weeks ago. Just by hugging him, so... I guess we'll figure that out.
It was a magical, magical two nights in an arena. You got Guest of the Year awarded by another imposter, Dr. Phil, who sent in a video gifting you Guest of the Year. That was weird.
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of Dr. Phil's guest appearance?
Who's going to fucking go? Raise your hand. I'll give you a free ticket tonight. Can I plug that? That would be an honor. Okay, great. I'm doing it. Yeah. Well, you were already on it. You told me. Yeah, okay. Improv. Here we go. And here we go. You got a sound effect to save this shit right now, Redman? Yeah, right. Maybe a fucking cat that's not a cat? There we go. All right.
So Brett, when's the last time you were on the show? How long ago was that about?
It was a year ago with Adam Ray. Okay.
And so how's your life changed in the past year? What are some things that you're doing with your life other than stand-up comedy?
What has changed? Well, I interviewed for a promotion the other day. I bombed the interview.
That's not changed, dude. That's the same shitty life twice. Yeah. Yeah, we're one failed interview closer. So, you know.
Where do you work again?
A software company.
That's right. Is there a name? It's called Ninja One. Ninja One, yes. Is it run by an Asian guy? It's not run by an Asian guy. We just look up to him a lot. Okay. And what do you do for them that you're trying to get promoted?
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Chapter 4: What does Sherry reveal about her relationship with Pedro?
That was hot. Keep going, Sherry.
Yeah. Wow, amazing. So, Sherry, we're in a little bit of a situation because Pedro is from Brazil.
Chapter 5: How does Pedro propose to Sherry during the show?
He's been here since 2016, and he needs to marry an American woman in order to get to stay in America. Now, the man next to you, believe it or not, his name is Tall. That might be a red flag.
Boom.
And Sherry, the man next to you, Tal, is an ordained minister.
Chapter 6: What happens after Pedro's proposal?
So with that said, Pedro, I do believe now is the time to pop the question. Ask Sherry. Get down on one knee.
Get down on one knee? Yeah.
Chapter 7: What comedic insights does the panel share about personal experiences?
He's literally, he got down on one knee, he's still taller than tall. It's incredible. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, here he is, Pedro Franco.
Sherry, will you help me stay in the greatest nation of the world?
I believe I'm American enough that I could probably help you. That's right. Let's go.
That's good enough.
That's good. Tal, what do you say? Do you pronounce them, what do you say? Do you?
Yeah. Do you? Yeah.
Hell yeah, baby. Let's go. Ladies and gentlemen.
This is Kill Tony.
Wow. Dreams have come true here. Sherry, you are an instant Kill Tony legend. Pedro, you had a fantastic minute. Congratulations. It looks like things may be going your way. Does she get to do the secret show for this show? Literally trying to think of something that we could do for her. Can she do the roast of Dr. Phil?
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