Brian Redban

He's just a black dude who was on 6th Street.

Damn, he's the coolest fucking mean motherfucker I've ever met in my life.

Whoever created the phrase, it's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog, clearly has never gambled on dog fighting.

Always bet on the bigger dog.

Ventriloquist.

It sounds like such a fancier job title than what it is.

Like it sounds like they all got together and decided on a ventriloquist because they were too afraid to tell their parents they wanted to fist Cabbage Patch dolls professionally.

Do you guys think ventriloquists are just necrophiliacs with low self-esteem?

Like they want to mess around with lifeless things but don't have the confidence, you know?

Like is Jeffrey Dahmer just Jeff Dunham with stage fright?

I'm a basketball fan.

I like the Utah Jazz.

Utah Jazz is funny, though.

It sounds like a bunch of racist Mormons got together for some diversity.

No?

They all got together and were like, we need more black people in the state.

What are they like?

And the one went, basketball and jazz.

That's my time.

Thank you.