Akiva Schaffer

It is you. It is total Keef in the fucking pocket. And it's just the best.

It is you. It is total Keef in the fucking pocket. And it's just the best.

And again, this boat is real. Makes me laugh a lot. It's a really dumb thing to say. Do you remember asking me if I could get Kevin Garnett to say everything is possible for the video? No. Did we ask you that? You asked me, you're like, do you know anybody at the Celtics? Can we send somebody? Because they were playing the Knicks that night. Yeah. Ah, yes, yes, yes.

And again, this boat is real. Makes me laugh a lot. It's a really dumb thing to say. Do you remember asking me if I could get Kevin Garnett to say everything is possible for the video? No. Did we ask you that? You asked me, you're like, do you know anybody at the Celtics? Can we send somebody? Because they were playing the Knicks that night. Yeah. Ah, yes, yes, yes.

And again, this boat is real. Makes me laugh a lot. It's a really dumb thing to say. Do you remember asking me if I could get Kevin Garnett to say everything is possible for the video? No. Did we ask you that? You asked me, you're like, do you know anybody at the Celtics? Can we send somebody? Because they were playing the Knicks that night. Yeah. Ah, yes, yes, yes.

And you guys realized, you're like, we would send somebody over and get them, and I did know somebody at the Celtics. I believe they're still at the Celtics and now have a way bigger job, but I won't name drop them. But I wrote them, and they very sweetly wrote back, and they're like, here's the thing about Kevin. Like, I don't want to talk to him before a game. Totally understandable. Yes, yes.

And you guys realized, you're like, we would send somebody over and get them, and I did know somebody at the Celtics. I believe they're still at the Celtics and now have a way bigger job, but I won't name drop them. But I wrote them, and they very sweetly wrote back, and they're like, here's the thing about Kevin. Like, I don't want to talk to him before a game. Totally understandable. Yes, yes.

And you guys realized, you're like, we would send somebody over and get them, and I did know somebody at the Celtics. I believe they're still at the Celtics and now have a way bigger job, but I won't name drop them. But I wrote them, and they very sweetly wrote back, and they're like, here's the thing about Kevin. Like, I don't want to talk to him before a game. Totally understandable. Yes, yes.

Like, everything you know about Kevin Garnett and game day preparation would not be like... Yeah, we need to uncut gems, Kevin.

Like, everything you know about Kevin Garnett and game day preparation would not be like... Yeah, we need to uncut gems, Kevin.

Like, everything you know about Kevin Garnett and game day preparation would not be like... Yeah, we need to uncut gems, Kevin.

Sandler realized, like, timing's important.

Sandler realized, like, timing's important.

Sandler realized, like, timing's important.

You can't ask him when he's not retired.

You can't ask him when he's not retired.

You can't ask him when he's not retired.

I probably allowed it to go so frenetic so that you would have to use the engine.

I probably allowed it to go so frenetic so that you would have to use the engine.

I probably allowed it to go so frenetic so that you would have to use the engine.