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Akiva Schaffer

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The three contestants are Will Forte, super excited to be on the show. Fred Armisen, super excited to be on the show. And then he goes, and then our returning champ. And then it cuts to Bill, and Bill's super bummed out. Because Bill had been on the show last week. And now it's starting to dawn on you what happens in order to win the game show, I'm Gonna Have Sex With Your Wife.

It's starting to dawn on the late bloomers. Understood. So Vorte is first. He walks over and does a little host banter.

It's starting to dawn on the late bloomers. Understood. So Vorte is first. He walks over and does a little host banter.

It's starting to dawn on the late bloomers. Understood. So Vorte is first. He walks over and does a little host banter.

And then Michaela runs up and Bradley and her go offstage and it's just hearing that same music. A single on Forte. Well, he goes from like pretty confident to like definitely sure that his wife is having sex with the game show host. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So then three notable update guests. Andy, you all remember when Michael Phelps got caught smoking weed. Yeah, of course I remember that.

And then Michaela runs up and Bradley and her go offstage and it's just hearing that same music. A single on Forte. Well, he goes from like pretty confident to like definitely sure that his wife is having sex with the game show host. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So then three notable update guests. Andy, you all remember when Michael Phelps got caught smoking weed. Yeah, of course I remember that.

And then Michaela runs up and Bradley and her go offstage and it's just hearing that same music. A single on Forte. Well, he goes from like pretty confident to like definitely sure that his wife is having sex with the game show host. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So then three notable update guests. Andy, you all remember when Michael Phelps got caught smoking weed. Yeah, of course I remember that.

So my question to you is you came on and commented as a famous person. What famous person did you come on and comment as? I'm going to assume it was Mark Spitz. It was 100% Mark Spitz. Hey, Keeve's here. Yo. Keeve, I just want to. That's our guy. I just want to jump you right in. Can you hear us, Keeve?

So my question to you is you came on and commented as a famous person. What famous person did you come on and comment as? I'm going to assume it was Mark Spitz. It was 100% Mark Spitz. Hey, Keeve's here. Yo. Keeve, I just want to. That's our guy. I just want to jump you right in. Can you hear us, Keeve?

So my question to you is you came on and commented as a famous person. What famous person did you come on and comment as? I'm going to assume it was Mark Spitz. It was 100% Mark Spitz. Hey, Keeve's here. Yo. Keeve, I just want to. That's our guy. I just want to jump you right in. Can you hear us, Keeve?

Hey. Talking about three update features we have not talked about. I'm on a boat yet. There were three update features. First one, let's see if you can get the question right that Andy just got right. Michael Phelps gets caught smoking weed. Andy plays a real person on Weekend Update commenting on it. What historical person did Andy Sandberg come on? Historical. I just mean a real person.

Hey. Talking about three update features we have not talked about. I'm on a boat yet. There were three update features. First one, let's see if you can get the question right that Andy just got right. Michael Phelps gets caught smoking weed. Andy plays a real person on Weekend Update commenting on it. What historical person did Andy Sandberg come on? Historical. I just mean a real person.

Hey. Talking about three update features we have not talked about. I'm on a boat yet. There were three update features. First one, let's see if you can get the question right that Andy just got right. Michael Phelps gets caught smoking weed. Andy plays a real person on Weekend Update commenting on it. What historical person did Andy Sandberg come on? Historical. I just mean a real person.

Mark Spitz. Mark Spitz. You kind of played Mark Spitz as a skeevy guy, and I feel like Mark Spitz might have some issues with the way you chose to play him. I mean, it was all just, like, 70s vibes. It was all mustache and chest hair. Yeah, yeah. I would just like to flatly read some of the dialogue.

Mark Spitz. Mark Spitz. You kind of played Mark Spitz as a skeevy guy, and I feel like Mark Spitz might have some issues with the way you chose to play him. I mean, it was all just, like, 70s vibes. It was all mustache and chest hair. Yeah, yeah. I would just like to flatly read some of the dialogue.

Mark Spitz. Mark Spitz. You kind of played Mark Spitz as a skeevy guy, and I feel like Mark Spitz might have some issues with the way you chose to play him. I mean, it was all just, like, 70s vibes. It was all mustache and chest hair. Yeah, yeah. I would just like to flatly read some of the dialogue.

Well, this is interesting, because this is only a week later, so maybe this was the first step in your education. Yeah, maybe we fully cracked it a week later. You came right at it. You said, back in the day, I was known for my breaststroke, and I was a pretty good swimmer, too. Zang. Zang. Who wrote this? I believe it's you and Melanian Jost. Then you had this line.

Well, this is interesting, because this is only a week later, so maybe this was the first step in your education. Yeah, maybe we fully cracked it a week later. You came right at it. You said, back in the day, I was known for my breaststroke, and I was a pretty good swimmer, too. Zang. Zang. Who wrote this? I believe it's you and Melanian Jost. Then you had this line.

Well, this is interesting, because this is only a week later, so maybe this was the first step in your education. Yeah, maybe we fully cracked it a week later. You came right at it. You said, back in the day, I was known for my breaststroke, and I was a pretty good swimmer, too. Zang. Zang. Who wrote this? I believe it's you and Melanian Jost. Then you had this line.

Let's just say a lot of girls laid their head at the Spitz Carlton. Jeez. Yeah. Sure. The audience did not go with you on that one.