Akiva Schaffer

Let's just say a lot of girls laid their head at the Spitz Carlton. Jeez. Yeah. Sure. The audience did not go with you on that one.

Let's just say a lot of girls laid their head at the Spitz Carlton. Jeez. Yeah. Sure. The audience did not go with you on that one.

And then you explained to me, Weekend Update anchor Seth Meyers, that works on two levels because Carlton is also what I call my penis.

And then you explained to me, Weekend Update anchor Seth Meyers, that works on two levels because Carlton is also what I call my penis.

And then you explained to me, Weekend Update anchor Seth Meyers, that works on two levels because Carlton is also what I call my penis.

Well done.

Well done.

Well done.

Yeah. It's historically notable to me in my personal life because she rolls out and says, greetings, snarf.

Yeah. It's historically notable to me in my personal life because she rolls out and says, greetings, snarf.

Yeah. It's historically notable to me in my personal life because she rolls out and says, greetings, snarf.

Uh, good. How's your skeleton?

Uh, good. How's your skeleton?

Uh, good. How's your skeleton?

And from that day forward, our friend Neil Brennan has never called me anything other than snarf.

And from that day forward, our friend Neil Brennan has never called me anything other than snarf.

And from that day forward, our friend Neil Brennan has never called me anything other than snarf.

What do you think, snarf? That's great, because now people can call you that on the street when they see you.

What do you think, snarf? That's great, because now people can call you that on the street when they see you.

What do you think, snarf? That's great, because now people can call you that on the street when they see you.