Akiva Schaffer

Hey. Talking about three update features we have not talked about. I'm on a boat yet. There were three update features. First one, let's see if you can get the question right that Andy just got right. Michael Phelps gets caught smoking weed. Andy plays a real person on Weekend Update commenting on it. What historical person did Andy Sandberg come on? Historical. I just mean a real person.

Hey. Talking about three update features we have not talked about. I'm on a boat yet. There were three update features. First one, let's see if you can get the question right that Andy just got right. Michael Phelps gets caught smoking weed. Andy plays a real person on Weekend Update commenting on it. What historical person did Andy Sandberg come on? Historical. I just mean a real person.

Hey. Talking about three update features we have not talked about. I'm on a boat yet. There were three update features. First one, let's see if you can get the question right that Andy just got right. Michael Phelps gets caught smoking weed. Andy plays a real person on Weekend Update commenting on it. What historical person did Andy Sandberg come on? Historical. I just mean a real person.

Mark Spitz. Mark Spitz. You kind of played Mark Spitz as a skeevy guy, and I feel like Mark Spitz might have some issues with the way you chose to play him. I mean, it was all just, like, 70s vibes. It was all mustache and chest hair. Yeah, yeah. I would just like to flatly read some of the dialogue.

Mark Spitz. Mark Spitz. You kind of played Mark Spitz as a skeevy guy, and I feel like Mark Spitz might have some issues with the way you chose to play him. I mean, it was all just, like, 70s vibes. It was all mustache and chest hair. Yeah, yeah. I would just like to flatly read some of the dialogue.

Mark Spitz. Mark Spitz. You kind of played Mark Spitz as a skeevy guy, and I feel like Mark Spitz might have some issues with the way you chose to play him. I mean, it was all just, like, 70s vibes. It was all mustache and chest hair. Yeah, yeah. I would just like to flatly read some of the dialogue.

Well, this is interesting, because this is only a week later, so maybe this was the first step in your education. Yeah, maybe we fully cracked it a week later. You came right at it. You said, back in the day, I was known for my breaststroke, and I was a pretty good swimmer, too. Zang. Zang. Who wrote this? I believe it's you and Melanian Jost. Then you had this line.

Well, this is interesting, because this is only a week later, so maybe this was the first step in your education. Yeah, maybe we fully cracked it a week later. You came right at it. You said, back in the day, I was known for my breaststroke, and I was a pretty good swimmer, too. Zang. Zang. Who wrote this? I believe it's you and Melanian Jost. Then you had this line.

Well, this is interesting, because this is only a week later, so maybe this was the first step in your education. Yeah, maybe we fully cracked it a week later. You came right at it. You said, back in the day, I was known for my breaststroke, and I was a pretty good swimmer, too. Zang. Zang. Who wrote this? I believe it's you and Melanian Jost. Then you had this line.

Let's just say a lot of girls laid their head at the Spitz Carlton. Jeez. Yeah. Sure. The audience did not go with you on that one.

Let's just say a lot of girls laid their head at the Spitz Carlton. Jeez. Yeah. Sure. The audience did not go with you on that one.

Let's just say a lot of girls laid their head at the Spitz Carlton. Jeez. Yeah. Sure. The audience did not go with you on that one.

And then you explained to me, Weekend Update anchor Seth Meyers, that works on two levels because Carlton is also what I call my penis.

And then you explained to me, Weekend Update anchor Seth Meyers, that works on two levels because Carlton is also what I call my penis.

And then you explained to me, Weekend Update anchor Seth Meyers, that works on two levels because Carlton is also what I call my penis.

Well done.

Well done.

Well done.

Yeah. It's historically notable to me in my personal life because she rolls out and says, greetings, snarf.

Yeah. It's historically notable to me in my personal life because she rolls out and says, greetings, snarf.