Alaina Urquhart

I love that.

My twins literally react to your voices now because you are what keeps me going through a day of preparing meals that will most likely get yeeted onto the ground or on my face, but it's fine.

Elena can relate.

Yep.

Also, Elena, congrats on The Butcher and the Wren.

I loved it so much, and it got the seal of approval for my crime novel-loving 93-year-old grandma.

I think that might be the best compliment you've ever received.

Your crime-loving 93-year-old Irish grandma.

Sive's 93-year-old crime-loving Irish grandma...

Like this book.

Honestly, I'll take that.

I will happy cry for a week if this is read on the pod.

So buckle up, bitches, because there are some hairiest heck tales and also apologies for any spelling or grammatical errors as I have dyslexia.

Whoop whoop.

You're killing it so far.

Yep.

I was going to apologize for the length and say to cut it short if you want, but I know you two absolutely will not do that.

Never.

I'm going to kick things off with E.T.

Both of these tales are my marvelous mothers, but it's all G. She hath given me permission to share them.