Chapter 1: What unique format does this month's episode of Listener Tales take?
hey weirdos i'm ash and i'm elena and this right here is morbid so
Listener Tales, baby. Brought to you by you, for you, from you, and all about you, honey. It's a little different this week or this month because this is just an audio version this month. I am terribly sorry. I know. We have the blizzard of the century and it fucked up some of our, you know, technology.
Which is not fun.
We're a little bit just scrambling here to get some stuff done. So we apologize.
Chapter 2: How do the hosts address the absence of a regular member during this episode?
We'll be right back to our regularly scheduled video listener tales next month. In March. And we already have our costumes planned.
They're also really good.
Yeah. They're sitting right next to me right now. Me too. I'm pretty excited. So yeah. So this will just be an audio version.
Chapter 3: What is the first listener tale about UFOs and how does it unfold?
So yeah, this is going to be like old school listener tales for one episode.
And just like so everybody knows, we won't have Nicholas on during this one because what we usually do is we put the Nicholas version on YouTube and then like the without Nicholas goes out on just like regular audio and everywhere else. So since you're just listening, we will not have Nicholas much to our chagrin. And probably a lot of other people's. Yeah.
But for the people who don't like Nicholas, this one goes out to you. This one goes out to you.
And you're still valid. It's true. We're trying to please you all, hopefully. Yeah. And one thing I just wanted to point out was we were informed by this person that I'm about to talk to. It has come to our attention. It has come to our attention that one of our listener tales that we did about dreams was
I think one of them may have used this person's actual dream as their story, unless they had the exact same situation, which I don't know. But either way, this person's name is Sarah James Middleton. You can find her on Instagram, the person who's like dream. That was possibly taken. Yes. She's on Instagram and her handle is under the Capricorn Sun.
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Chapter 4: What unusual experiences did the listener encounter during their walk?
Iconic. So immediately I was like, gamesy game. She shares all this really cool like lucid dreaming content, but she shares it because she lucid dreams a lot. Okay. And I think she shares it as like kind of a catharsis and therapeutic way for her. So it felt...
pretty violating that somebody else kind of took her dream and pretended it was theirs so that's not cool don't do that yeah don't do that um have your own dreams and if you're sending us dreams they should be yours yeah um because obviously and she she was so sweet about it but i wanted to make sure that she got recognized about this and that she was acknowledged that that was her dream
And that you should follow her because she has like cool shit on her page.
Alina told me about this last week and I followed her.
Yeah.
Some of her stories are wild.
Really wild. And she also does like amazing costuming and fashion. And she's a really cool follow. I really highly suggest you find her. It's Sarah James under the Capricorn Sun on Instagram. And again, her stuff is really cool to follow. And we just want to acknowledge like don't take other people's like stuff and pretend it's yours. Yeah. That's...
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Chapter 5: What kind of ghostly encounters does the second listener tale describe?
plagiarism i thought we all knew that but i guess we do have to say something sometimes you just need reminders especially dreams that that can feel very violating someone stealing like your literal dream that your brain came up with eat like a couple pieces of dark chocolate before bed and you're sure to have some weird dreams yeah you can write into us and then write into
us because we want to hear them just don't take someone else's fun experience chocolate dreams right in there you go love you but yeah so it's listener tales time and i just wanted to say something really quick um fuck the u.s boys hockey team yeah the olympic hockey team uh you guys are assholes but congratulations to the women congratulations to the women you guys killed it though you fucking killed it let's go girls baby
and love you go home um so the boys suck but yeah congrats to canada on silver congrats gold congrats on your silver medal to the men's u.s or men's u.s no canada olympic hockey team that part congrats on your silver you earned it you earned more Anyway, so less about men. I just had to say that because it's really been pissing me off. Yeah.
But yeah, let's get into some listener tales because we're going to be talking about some UFOs. UFOs, if you will. Some UFOs.
Do you guys remember? You got probed. You've been probed. You got probed. Remember when somebody did art of that? Oh, that art was awesome. That was good art. We should try to get that on some merch. We got to find that art again.
You do have to find that art.
It's on some computer somewhere.
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Chapter 6: How does the story of the haunted meatpacking plant develop?
It is.
It is.
But yeah, I think I heard UFOs for the first time on last podcast on the left. Yeah, that makes sense. Shout out for them. But yeah, this is going to be a fun one. I love talking about UFOs. I do too. It's very fun. Obama was just talking about aliens recently, in fact.
He said that there are aliens. I mean, and he said that was the first thing he wanted to know when he got to the White House. And I have to wonder how many, like, first day presidents are like, okay, aliens, go. Oh, hell yeah. Like, that would be my first thing. I'd be like, what?
Yes, no, okay, where are they?
Show me. Can you show me? Show me to me, Rachel.
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Chapter 7: What chilling revelations occur regarding the ghostly figures in the stories?
Yeah, truly. All right, do you want to go first or would you like me to? I'll go first. Oh my God, okay.
Let's go first. This one's called Listener Tale by My Very Rational Husband. Oh. Dear Elena and Ash, my wife, Jill, she says to please use her name.
jill hello jill she listens to your podcast some might say obsessively iconic love jill let's go jill she listens and re-listens to your podcast so to say she is a fan might be an understatement she's been asking me to write down an encounter i had several years ago i had another weird thing happen today so i thought now that i have two stories i should take the time to write them down and share them with you hell yeah brother
To my experiences, both of which happened in the same neighborhood in which we still live. In fact, both of these stories happened on the same street. We live in the Albuquerque metro area, and I will call this road Psy to protect my location and anonymity. That's always really hard to say. It's like a Nemo when she's like, na-na-na-na-me. Na-na-na-na-na-me.
Psy Road is on the outside border of the neighborhood and has a nice walking path. A little about me. I'm an early bird. Me too now. Are you this of an early bird?
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Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts share about the experiences discussed?
I like to wake up every morning at 3 a.m. Nope. That's crazy, my brother. My brother in Christ.
I don't like to do that. You like to do that?
You are an early bird.
Also, doll, that's not morning. That's the middle of the night.
Doll, that's the night time. The sun is not up. Well, you know what? Jill is correct. Jill forever because Jill says 3 a.m. is the devil's hour. It is. But she sleeps safely through it. If I do see the devil, I'll send in another story. Thank you. Honestly, you're a real one for that. Thank you for that. Anyway, my sleeping schedule is seven days a week, 365 days a year.
I'm very dedicated and it is very rare that I deviate from it. I'd like to tell you that's very healthy. That's super healthy. That's really healthy. If you had an aura ring, maybe you do. It's probably like, holy shit, health alert. Good job. That's really good to go to bed at the same time and wake up around the same time. That's like really good. You're probably going to live a long time.
So during the warmer time of the year, I walk our dogs around the neighborhood between 4 and 5 a.m. in the morning. In the winter, we...
you lost me there, partner. You lost me there.
I literally said, I read it the way it was written. This is no shade to you. No, it's not. But it, oh, one of Ash's pictures. And it's honestly, I think it's hilarious. I don't mean for it to be. Because when somebody says like 7 p.m. at night or like a.m. in the morning, it's nothing you did wrong. You didn't do anything wrong. I just saw her face go like, and I had to point it out.
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