Alaina Urquhart

Fuck no, see you later.

Anyway, as they were walking back, they both noticed this huge-ass light up ahead, less than 500 yards from their house.

It seemed to be a field, and my mom said it lit up the entire area.

It was ridiculously bright, and she described it as being like the sun.

It was much too big to be a combine harvester, and it wasn't moving.

It was just like this enormous floodlight that you get at football games that just engulfed the field.

Both her and her sister were confused as heck, as this obviously wasn't there when they had walked over.

My mom, being the curious little fart she was, and still is.

I love a curious little fart.

decided to go and check it out there was a little farmhouse just at the top of the field and a narrow stone pathway covered by tall trees and hedgerow hedgerow leaving up to it my mother said her older sister insisted she just come come home but nope badass 13 year old mama was on a mission her sister my aunt reluctantly followed after her because the situation was beginning to get super creepy

As Mom walked up the little lane, she said the light seemed to be getting brighter and brighter, to the point she was finding it hard to see.

That's when she saw it.

Just up ahead, hovering slightly above the trees, was an enormous craft.

Yep, that's right.

It was a fucking UFO.

Let's go!

She described the craft as having three massive spotlights, a dome shape in the center, and a saucer-shaped base with a ring of smaller lights around the saucer.

My mom said if she had scaled the tree, she would have been able to put her hand on the base of it.

Oh, she had.

Curious little fart.