Alaina Urquhart
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Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Like, there's no gray area here.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
So nobody really knows the true origin of Yule Cat.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
But from what I could tell, the oldest known writings date back to the 19th century.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
There is that poem that I was talking about is by Johannes Jørn Kotlum.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
And it goes into detail about the now apparently you cat is gigantic.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
It's not like this tiny little house cat that just like nibbles you to death.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
It's like a big old fucking terrifying cat.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
It has glaring yellow eyes.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
And it's here to punish your ass.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
That's what Yule Cat is all about.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
It's like a fisher cat from hell.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
A fisher cat that cares what you're wearing, which is even scarier.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
And I might post this poem because it's like really terrifying.