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Alaina Urquhart

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So this is an Icelandic tradition.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

He's not a nice cat.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Yule Cat will eat you.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So that's a thing.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So he's tied with an Icelandic tradition that basically says that everyone who finishes their work on time, like servants, kids, anybody, they receive new clothes for Christmas.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

That's like a big thing.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

The people who don't finish their work on time don't get new clothes for Christmas.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So now, as we're going to see, Yule Cat is very...

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

fashion forward like he's very conscious of the latest trends and he's gonna know if your ass is not wearing brand new clothes and he's gonna be pissed so to encourage children and just workers in general to work hard

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Parents tell their kids that Yule Cat would be able to tell who the lazy kids were because they wouldn't have at least one item of new clothing on on Christmas.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

And these kids would be sacrificed to Yule Cat.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

What?

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Literally.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So there's a poem written about Yule Cat, like a famous poem.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

And it ends with, and this is kind of nice, at least they say it kind of ends with a suggestion that children should help out the needy by giving them new clothes so that they can have protection from being fucking devoured by Yule Cat.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Jesus.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So it's like, hey, it's a nice like charity thought, but it's also like, or a Yule Cat is going to eat you.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So the whole thing, you get new clothes, you're safe, and it meant you worked hard.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

You don't have new clothes.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Yule Cat's going to eat your ass, and that's just the way it is.