Alaina Urquhart
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Now, this torture would last for hours.
And usually the victim was left on this thing all fucking night.
Natural instinct, like, if you think about it, if you sit on something that hurts your bum...
Your natural instinct is to, like, rock back and forth to kind of, like, alleviate the pain.
To try to get yourself off of it, kind of.
Same thing with, like, the Iron Maiden, like we were saying.
Exactly, like, your just natural instinct would take over.
But doing that in this case would just rip the wound larger and sink you lower onto the stake.
This is, like, the hemorrhoid from hell.
They should have called it the hemorrhoid hole maker.
They should have just called it the hemorrhoid.
Six Flags should come out with a ride like that.
Six Flags should not come out with a ride like that.
Because I don't want to know the kind of people that would go on that ride.
I just gave that guy an idea for his horror house.