Alaina Urquhart

But either way... Back carving.

The thing that was the most important was that they opened up your back in some way.

That was the main purpose.

When they did that, the victim's ribcage was then cut away from the spine with an axe and subsequently pulled out one by one away from the spine and out through the back.

And the ribcage was then...

Pulled up to slightly resemble wings.

Which, I have not seen a bird flying around with a ribcage shot out of its back.

But I'm not in Scandinavia, so I don't know.

Scandinavian listeners, let us know.

I'm spooked.

Do you have crazy skeleton birds floating around?

I don't know.

I want pictures.

I'm not going to guarantee it's not a thing.

Picture it didn't happen.

So...

You would really have to suspend reality or give a lot of artistic license for this to resemble an eagle, but we're going with it.

So to make the wing look, you know, because this looked like a bird, obviously, but we could get it more authentic, right?

So to take it to an entirely new level of suffering.

Oh, no.