Alaina Urquhart

I don't think they would die right away because they're just going in there.

They'll be fine.

So you would just die with rats inside you?

Pretty much.

Gross.

Yeah.

They would just, like, destroy your insides.

So let's see.

Where do I want to end?

Because I have, like, two little ones and then one big one.

And on a high note, like a big note.

Okay, so I'll go next to the Glasgow Smile.

Oh, yeah.

This is Scotland, our people.

Maybe we don't want to tell them that right now.

Now, if you've ever seen The Dark Knight, you've seen one of these.

You've seen some shit.

It's also known as the Cheshire Grin among the London street gangs, but it originated in Glasgow, Scotland.

Basically, two small incisions are made at the corner of the victim's mouth, and as the victim was beat or stabbed, muscle contractions in the face would make those wounds extend upwards towards the ears and make it this big fucking terrifying ear-to-ear smile.

If left untreated, some people would die as a result of severe infection or exsanguination, which is just acute blood loss.