Alaina Urquhart

Josh doesn't know, but he thinks he did.

Oh, man.

And while Josh is still drunk or hungover, his tent is burning and he's like, I got to get the fuck out of here.

Yeah, you do.

Then they they then just left and went home.

And it wasn't until a little bit later with some retrospect that he was like, I'm not sure I can ever go camping again.

My last two camping trips involved taunting an axe murderer and having my tent taken to state's evidence.

Then I got a new tent and that caught fire because two random groups got into a fight that left my tent burning and someone getting stabbed in the head with a pitchfork.

Yeah, that should tell you that you're not supposed to camp anymore.

Well, then I asked him to go camping.

Yeah.

Chapter three.

So he tells me these stories and I'm like, holy shit, are you a liability?

He is.

But they say third time's a charm.

And I really wanted to go spend a long weekend with my friends experiencing the world like an outdoor cat.

I love, and holy shit, are you a liability?

I'm just like, you're the problem.

Fuck, am I just learning that you're a liability?

Is it me, Jesus?