Alan Bennett
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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I'm never turning my back to him in the first place.
Right out of the gate, they will not see my back.
Yeah, see, that's what Jason said.
Yeah, I know, but that's where I struggle because I know I'm not going to do that.
Now, pretty boy Tony down there.
Snuck up on you.
Yeah, if he grabs me with both hands, first thing I'm going to do is get aroused.
Yeah.
Equal lefts, equal rights, baby.
These hands are rated E for everyone.
I'm just saying I'm going to get very turned on when they grab me when I know they don't have a weapon.
It's been a long week.
You're going to hear the...
Yeah.
Well, okay, I landed myself in this situation in Chicago, South Chicago to be exact.
Why were you there?
So I went up there to pick up a rear end for my Camaro.
I actually bought it from a Chicago city cop.
And while on the phone, he's like, do you carry a gun?
Yes.