Alan Carr
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
When I wear blonde hair, I look like Gemma Collins and that's a fact.
And I'm proud of that and I'm embracing it.
But also... You've got AC and GC.
You don't know, you see.
I'm so complex as a person.
I'm getting tagged in all these photos.
Someone like comedy teeth and a green cloak.
Were you on the traitors?
I'm like, oh, hysterical.
Well, it depends how fucked the teeth are.
They're not that bad at all.
I know, there's more gaps than teeth.
But they're not like those Billy Bob ones they get from the joke shop.
You know, where they look like they've had a row and they're like... Billy Bob!
You know, those ones, they go, Howdy, I'm Billy Bob!
And, like, they're orange and brown and they're poking like that.
Shame about the rest of you.
Did you think that they, because what, this sounds so weird, but when you're watching I'm a Celeb, it's the sounds I found scary, the baboons and then you had the wind and all that.