Chapter 1: What travel experiences does Scarlett Moffatt share?
Welcome to my travel podcast, Life's a Beach. Every week I invite a special guest to take us on a journey together to their favourite holiday destinations and to reveal their top travel tips and tales.
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My passenger this week has the gift of the gab. She's been entertaining us in the jungles of Australia and the savannas of South Africa. Stow away that hand luggage. It's Gogglebox star Scarlet Muppet. This is the final boarding call for Scarlet Moffat. This is the final boarding call for Scarlet Moffat. Can Scarlet Moffat please make her way to the boarding gate next to Scarlet Moffat?
Scarlet Moffat, can you make her Scarlet Moffat? Scarlet, just get in now. Thank you. Look who we've got on board. It's Scarlet Muffet.
Chapter 2: How does Scarlett feel about her time on Gogglebox?
Hello. I've got my passport.
Yeah, good. Thank you for flying out in the air.
Can you smell sweaty biscuits? It's my fake tan. I've thrown you right under the bus there.
She came in and apologised. I smell like sweaty biscuits.
I do. I smell like digestives. It's fine, though. So you've had a spray tan just to come on my podcast? Yeah. You liar.
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Chapter 3: What funny stories does Scarlett have from her travels?
No, do you know what? It's because I'm pasty white. And I think when you have black hair and it's this long, it does give more Tisha Adams vibes. So I have to keep up with the orange-ness.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah, that's your thing, isn't it?
That's my, yeah. I'm aiming for... It's not at all. No, I'm aiming for, like, Claudia Winkleman's status. You know, everyone, like, knows her for a tan.
What did you ask for at the thing? Take...
Just orange, really. Orange. Because I want people to know I've got fake tan on. This isn't like... I'm not like, oh, I want to look sunkist. I want to look like I've got orange fake tan on.
Do you know the last time I had fake tan on? And do you know who applied it? The late, great Jade Goody. She had a beauty parlour called Uglies. I remember this. Yes, and she invited me and Justin Lee Collins down on the Friday night project. And she was rubbing it in. And then she went, can I wax your chest? And I went, yeah, of course. I had purple and yellow tits when I was so bruised.
And I said, are you sure? This feels quite drippy, this fake tan. Oh, no, it stays on.
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Chapter 4: What memorable moments did Scarlett have while filming I'm a Celebrity?
I was staying at my mum and dad's house in Northampton. It was like the Shroud of Turin. My mum had to incinerate the sheets. They were ruined.
I'll be honest, I do go through a few toilet seats. No, honestly, because it stains them. Oh, my God. So, every few months, you just have to buy a new toilet seat.
Yeah, you don't want an orange seat, do you?
I know, because it looks, you know, it looks wrong to me.
Yeah, it looks like IBSs. kicked in. Well, listen, congratulations.
I was going to say, this isn't IBS, this is a trial. Speaking of IBS, congratulations. Yeah, this is a trial.
So you did the podcast nine months ago and now you're back. You've got something to say.
Alan, you are the father.
Oh God, can you imagine?
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Chapter 5: How does Scarlett handle travel mishaps?
This is classy chat for me. So listen, so second baby on the way. She's going to have a big brother. Tell me about it. How did you find out? Tell me.
So, right, it's weird because I went out for my friend's 40th birthday and we went to a place called Purple Peacock in Newcastle and everyone was getting shots and stuff. And for some reason, I just was like, I really don't fancy a drink. And I went to Scott, I think I'm pregnant. And he was like, what? And I went, yeah, I don't drink in case I am pregnant.
And I shit you not, at that very moment, I heard Scarlett, Scarlett. And I turned around and it was my midwife. who was there at the birth of Jude. And she was like, fancy seeing you here. And then she gave us a number because I didn't have a new number. And she was like, if ever you get pregnant again. And I was like, that is a sign.
That's a sign.
Yes. So on the way back, I got a kebab and then went to Boots and got a pregnancy. test on the way back home.
That's such a beautiful story.
Kebab in one hand, pregnancy test in the other.
Oh, she's northern.
She's very northern.
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Chapter 6: What are Scarlett's favorite holiday destinations?
I know. Also, can I just say, it's very full circle for me because when I went in 10 years ago, you won't remember this, but it was a very significant part of, like, my whole trajectory of my career was I got to go on your show. It was the first show that I'd done since Doing I'm a Celeb was Alan Carr's Chatty Man. Oh, my God. And I was on there with Tom Hardy, Naomi Campbell. Oh, yes.
And Michael McIntyre. And I remember sitting in the green room and sharing crisps with Naomi Campbell.
Oh, my God.
She eats crisps. Yeah, sure. She does. Wow. And she shared.
I bet you're dying out on that anecdote. I've shared a packet of hula hoops with Naomi.
But yeah, and it was like, and that was the first show that I'd done. So it feels weird to have done it 10 years later.
The spread was so cheap in Chatty Man. You'd go in there. I mean, you could have as much alcohol as you wanted and then someone would just sprinkle like some skips. Yeah.
I appreciate it. I'd never been in a green room before, so I was just happy to be there. Oh, really? So that was your first... It was my first green room, yeah.
Oh, my God, you're so... You're just born, though, to be on the telly. That's you, though, isn't it?
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Chapter 7: What travel tips does Scarlett give for fun holidays?
I think I just got lucky, genuinely.
So, listen, when you go in there for the second time, I'm a celeb. Did you have a game plan? Did you think of the editing process? How did you approach it?
Maybe I should have. For me, if I'm totally honest, I love the show. I did the main show, one, then did Extra Camp for a couple of years, did the podcast for them. So I just thought, I may as well do this as well. I love it. Life is hard. So if you can make money from eating kangaroo dick, get it done. Yes.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah, lovely. And I suppose with the kebabs you have, you're almost there, aren't you?
I know, do you know what I mean?
But I didn't have a game plan, I just... Is there anything you've eaten in there that you went, oh, actually, this is quite tasty?
Yes, it was camel penis, and it tasted of spam. And I love spam, and I was so hungry in there, that I was like, this is actually banging.
Was it camel penis?
Camel penis, yeah. Wow. And it wasn't that big, you'd think.
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Chapter 8: What does Scarlett reveal about her future travel plans?
Oh, my God. I'm going to try, because I do like spam. I'm going to try camel cock.
I don't know where you would get it from. Like, Iceland might do it.
They do also. Where do you keep your camel cock?
Five for a pound. That's why mums go to Iceland. Yeah.
So, yeah, so what was it like when you went in there then? Did you know about the editing process? Because you were just basically a calming influence in there.
Oh, that's nice to say. I think for me, I actually enjoyed it better this time because when I first went in, I was still working in an office. I was doing Gogglebox, getting 50 quid and a free takeaway with my mum and dad. And like, so I think for me, I was like, well... I just now, I feel like I've realised that we all just shit in the long drop together. We're all just people.
And so for me, it was really lovely to just go in and not be overwhelmed. Like, I just got to be me.
You sort of could enjoy it, I suppose, because you've been there, done it, won it.
A little bit. I think I just was more chill. I just realised we're just all people. In there, we're all the same.
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