Alan Carr

That's a face full... Where people have died.

That's awful.

And it fucking rat piss everywhere.

They're not letting people off.

That's the kind of thing that would happen to you.

Have you ever been on holiday with a celeb or had a celebrity encounter?

We've had all kinds of people.

We've had Jeremy Carr, we've had Diana Ross.

Sometimes just passed them in a foyer.

Sometimes they've been on a seat.

What did just... Stephen Fry was on a plane and John Denver was having sex, wasn't he?

Have you ever had a celeb encounter?

Sting on a plane?

So I saw him, I saw... Is that a bit like when a bald person, you know, their sunglasses slip back and you think that they're staring at you all the flight?

Have you ever done that when you're like, what's his problem?

Oi!

yeah just add a little nose and mouth get a sharpie especially if they're fat and they've got that crease at the back you know all the fats just like what can you do about that if you get the creasy neck you can't target that for weight loss can you jowls jowls that's my thing i'm i'd never have i would get me jowls don't you got jowls i don't think i've got you i was watching robin romesh the other night watching them do one something

I saw that when one of his ball bag was hanging out.

But they only pixelated one of them.

You could see the other ball bag.