Alan Davies

Are the food manufacturers moving into the celery in a big way?

These are good alternatives.

So in the end of day one, people with a good supply of celery in the house have had a decent dinner.

They're all a bit smug.

Never thought you'd say that.

It's one week in to a life without salt.

Kamud, I'm feeling a bit of a headache, a bit of dizziness.

I can't help but suspect the absence of salt.

I'm slightly blaming myself for making it disappear.

What is happening to me?

But this is even though salt is in a lot of fruit and veg and stuff, isn't it?

So this is why sport drinks have electrolytes and other things in them, not just water.

Is there anything we can add to food to replace missing salt?

So at least we have some options that we can entertain for our own food production.

But animals, what are they going to do in this salt crisis?

We're at the end of one week.

We've started to think about what we're going to do and our pets won't stop licking us.

Salt is power.

Some say wars have been lost without it.

After Napoleon's troops were injured on the battlefield, they found themselves without salt to clean their injuries.