Alan Davies

And, you know, I mean, I don't want to get all grim and stuff, but I saw you went to, I saw an interview you did about Christchurch.

Now, I went there on my tour and you, it's basically, how you can describe it is the financial area after that earthquake flattened.

Yeah, yeah.

And it's like Canary Wharf being flattened.

And the man took me on top of that cafe.

Do you go to that cafe where the sandwich used to come through a pipe?

You'd never see a waiter.

You'd press the button and you'd see your sandwich go meow, meow, meow.

And then it would plop on your table.

I weren't on drugs.

This is true.

And then he took me on top.

He said, Alan, he said, this used to be skyscrapers and stuff like that.

And I went back there and it's slowly getting on its feet.

But I mean, what an odd place.

And they're so thankful, aren't they, the New Zealanders, when you go over there?

There's a tree through it now and they can't get the tree out of it.

Yeah, yeah.

Is that the one with the black sands, beaches?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.